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      PLEASE READ: TAMB is not closing!   10/12/2017

      Just to provide an update on the future of the Tartan Army Message Board. To be clear the board will not be closing and instead will be staying open and will hopefully go from strength to strength. Who Are We? We are a group of Scotland supporters who have varied skills and expertise, along with experience of  being involved in football and running football message boards. When we heard the TAMB faced closure, we contacted the old team with a detailed plan which involved financing and running the board. After speaking to the old team on a number of occasions they have allowed us to put our plan into action. While speaking to them and going on their experience and that of those before them, we have elected to keep our identity private, however rest assured we have the best intentions for the board and those on it. Our Plans. Our plan will involve a number of stages which we hope will not only keep the board going but help improve and rejuvenate it. Our first step will be to do a bit of a clean-up of the board. This will involve some downtime for a few hours where posting will be disabled. We plan to do this early next week, a full notice will be posted on the board then. Once that is completed we will be upgrading the current board platform, both behind the scenes and hopefully aesthetically too. There will be an ongoing process of board improvements which we hope you, the user will help us with, so you have a board you will enjoy We thank the old board team for all their hard work, dedication and their help during this handover and hope you will all help support our plans going forward.
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AlbionRoversOfLove

Throwing pints of beer over fans.

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12 hours ago, AlbionRoversOfLove said:

How about all the tramps, who think it's ok to throw their full pints of beer, stay in the pub? At least there, someone can keep an eye on you and maybe give you advice on washing.

Couldn't agree more. Absolute arsepieces.

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Surprised no one kicks their teeth out the back of their heads. Guess they are mobbed up hence the arseholish behaviour. Absolute scum. (keeping the absoluteness going)

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44 minutes ago, thplinth said:

Surprised no one kicks their teeth out the back of their heads. Guess they are mobbed up hence the arseholish behaviour. Absolute scum. (keeping the absoluteness going)

Oor fans are total pussies though. You don’t meet any “hardy” fans anymore. They all whine about stuff days after it actually happened.

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1 hour ago, Ormond said:

Oor fans are total pussies though. You don’t meet any “hardy” fans anymore. They all whine about stuff days after it actually happened.

Yup, Stuart Cosgrove’s point about the TA getting old was spot on. Nowadays there’s a massive percentage who take more pleasure making a charity donation, supporting the lassies team or just going for the ‘party’. 

Shan times. 

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1 hour ago, Ormond said:

Oor fans are total pussies though. You don’t meet any “hardy” fans anymore. They all whine about stuff days after it actually happened.

On the other hand if you swing a dig at someone acting like a dick then there's always some gimp on hand to shout at you "stop ruining the good reputation of the tartan army"

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7 minutes ago, Scotland Ever More said:

On the other hand if you swing a dig at someone acting like a dick then there's always some gimp on hand to shout at you "stop ruining the good reputation of the tartan army"

Just like Kiev in 2006

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13 minutes ago, McTeeko said:

Yup, Stuart Cosgrove’s point about the TA getting old was spot on. Nowadays there’s a massive percentage who take more pleasure making a charity donation, supporting the lassies team or just going for the ‘party’. 

Shan times. 

Aye. Like trips now being about keeping Swedish lassies cool because they “like” the Tartan Army. Those lassies are getting on my tits noo. :whistling:

Aw aboot the party though. They widna’ ken a ba’ if it whacked them oan their erse. :rolleyes:

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15 minutes ago, Scotland Ever More said:

On the other hand if you swing a dig at someone acting like a dick then there's always some gimp on hand to shout at you "stop ruining the good reputation of the tartan army"

True. 

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3 minutes ago, Ormond said:

Aye. Like trips now being about keeping Swedish lassies cool because they “like” the Tartan Army. Those lassies are getting on my tits noo. :whistling:

Aw aboot the party though. They widna’ ken a ba’ if it whacked them oan their erse. :rolleyes:

The young team are o'wer them like shite on a stick. I wonder how many times they put their haun in their purse last weekend 

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1 minute ago, DoonTheSlope said:

The young team are o'wer them like shite on a stick. I wonder how many times they put their haun in their purse last weekend 

Mair fool the neds for dain it. 

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Just now, Ormond said:

Mair fool the neds for dain it. 

Come to think of it when Regan and co where in the Cutty on Sunday he was like a rat up a drainpipe gettin in aboot it

Stands to reason though, we had the Swedes so it's only right we got the turnip

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14 minutes ago, Ormond said:

Aye. Like trips now being about keeping Swedish lassies cool because they “like” the Tartan Army. Those lassies are getting on my tits noo. :whistling:

Aw aboot the party though. They widna’ ken a ba’ if it whacked them oan their erse. :rolleyes:

At least they made the effort to go ?

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Just now, McTeeko said:

At least they made the effort to go ?

Aye. You give me a bit of those Swedish wages the tarts are on and I’ll make it back more than my two trips a year. :P

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12 hours ago, Ormond said:

Oor fans are total pussies though. You don’t meet any “hardy” fans anymore. They all whine about stuff days after it actually happened.

Kiev being the class example.

"Oh there's our fans being attacked, let's run away rather than help them"

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15 hours ago, Ormond said:

Aye. You give me a bit of those Swedish wages the tarts are on and I’ll make it back more than my two trips a year. :P

Moaning c#nt who gives a toss who goes. The lassies enjoy it so gie them a break. Plenty young team going now so not all old farts.though I'm in the middle somewhere. 

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26 minutes ago, 1ANDYP said:

Moaning c#nt who gives a toss who goes. The lassies enjoy it so gie them a break. Plenty young team going now so not all old farts.though I'm in the middle somewhere. 

Andy he's ripping the piss as @McTeeko is his mate :ok::lol::lol: 

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46 minutes ago, 1ANDYP said:

Moaning c#nt who gives a toss who goes. The lassies enjoy it so gie them a break. Plenty young team going now so not all old farts.though I'm in the middle somewhere. 

What a fudchops! :lol:

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50 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said:

I'd rather be hit by a pint than one of those paper aeroplanes. One ver'near had my eye out? 

somebody got hit by a paper aeroplane right in the eye whoops still chucking pints of beer is a no no im my book wise up

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