washboarder Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 hog warts n all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 If he caught a wee infection fae the pig he could get some oinkment for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_B81 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Is this the reason Miss Piggy left Kermit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I didn't realise Elton John was in the military. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Surely to God this is not true. I just can't swallow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I didn't realise Elton John was in the military. think wee Elton hus been in a few things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Stop phoning me David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washboarder Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 bet Cameron is a little disGRUNTled re these comments about him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 some of the stuff on twitter is brilliant. Has fair cheered up my Monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 He put his WHAT, where?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 ...and him being the so called head of parliament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cove_Sheep Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I didn't realise Elton John was in the military. He's in everything.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_B81 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Cameron's twitter reported for spam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveyDenoon Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 A wee bit unfair on Dave I feel. Tony Blair got away with shagging a manky old pig for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 In that documentary the other month he did compare the Houses of Parliament to Hogwarts. I'd assumed he was referring to Harry Potter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Hope he took the teeth out - nowt worse as pork-scratchings.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLAS Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 https://twitter.com/NMAtv/status/645934488833425408 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 "The next question I have is from a student named Peppa"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotlad Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Its the Daily Mail, therefore an unreliable source. Eerily reminiscant of Black Mirror if true though... That's exactly what I was thinking! First the increasingly off the wall reality TV shows (one current example of which involves farm animals, incidentally) and now this revolting, surreal story makes me wonder if Charlie Brooker is some kind of latter day cultural Nostradamus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 In these harsh times of austerity, I'd go easy on Cameron. I mean, the laddie cannae mak' a silk purse fae a sow's lug...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) Hats off to Cameron for being more normal than I assumed. A bit of necro-bestiality is small beer compared to the setting fire to tramps and buggering small boys posh club rituals I assumed they all indulged in at Oxford. Edited September 21, 2015 by Armchair Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Cameron "will not dignify" a response to the allegations... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/george-osborne-refuses-to-comment-on-claims-that-david-cameron-put-his-genitals-in-a-dead-pigs-mouth-at-university-10510692.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPROAR Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Hats off to Cameron for being more normal than I assumed. A bit of necro-bestiality is small beer compared to the setting fire to tramps and buggering small boys posh club rituals I assumed they all indulged in at Oxford. it's worse than that - news breaking that the pig was under the age of consent.... does make you wonder about Scots who would rather be run by a group of rich pig-feckers & paedophiles than make their own decisions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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