weekevie04 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 There's more strings on a bass guitar than Unionist MPs. Pish effort, but get them in 'ere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 More corner flags at Hampden than unionists MP's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) There's so few unionist MPs in Scotland they'd struggle to form a boy band. But they could have a threesome. Edited May 8, 2015 by Stapes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) Jim Murphy drinks more cans of Irn Bru in a day than unionist MP's Edited May 8, 2015 by ParisInAKilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 more pubes on a "brazilian" than unionist MP's I shit more often in a day, than the amount of unionist MP's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 More Mundell's th....oh wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockodile Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 More compass points than Unionists Maybe the pandas should offer an electoral pact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimstroma Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 More spare tickets available for Dublin than Labour MP's in Scotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockodile Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 to think Murphy used to organise Labour 5aside football MPs v MSPs. That is now being changed to snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartanhibee Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 More seats round my kitchen table than the unionists have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnie x Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 to think Murphy used to organise Labour 5aside football MPs v MSPs. That is now being changed to snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleboyblue Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 2 to 1. The ratio of trident submarines to pro trident mps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surround Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 There are more Kilbrides in scotland than Labour MPs! Here are a few more... http://www.favrify.com/labour-mps-scotland/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stocky Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 More Proclaimers that Labour M.P'S LOLOLOL Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 We have a winner , well done that man ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroysboy Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 There's more strings on a bass guitar than Unionist MPs. Pish effort, but get them in 'ere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I've got more testes than there are Labour MPs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I've got more testes than there are Labour MPs I've got more than there are SNP MPs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleboyblue Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Alex Salmond has more seats than Scottish Labour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotlad Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 There are more Partick Thistle supporters in the HoC than Scottish Labour MPs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) How many Scottish Labour MPs does it take to change a lightbulb? Them all. Edited May 9, 2015 by deecie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangerinetartan Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 3 times as many Arab victories against the mighty Aberdeen this season as there is liebour mps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Paisley Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 We've ripped out so many Unionist MP's that they will have their meeting above a pub for all they will be able to talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 More passengers in a private hire taxi than Unionist MPs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 more participants in a 1 handed ham shank than unionist MP's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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