andreimack Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 And the people who get off an escalator and immediately stop! Oh yes, that's as irritating as feck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) That Kaaaant who's in every office who organises children in need, Red Nose Day, Christmas tombolas, Romanian Shoboxes, Palestinian funds, droughts in Africa funds and bake sales. For the rest of the year they go round the office desperate for somebody to leave or retire so they can spend half the time going round with an envelope leaching mair money off you so they can piss off to the shops on the company's time to buy a balloon and bottle of wine and other worthless shite Lazy kaaaants, nothing more, nothing less. Edited October 23, 2014 by DoonTheSlope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Auld coffin dodgers in the queue at the shops when you are just nipping into the shops for something that should take ye two minutes, But they are there paying for a weeks shopping in 2 pences, or trying to switch it with their powercard. They just seem to be in every flamin' shop, they're like an organised gang who just set oot to f*** my day up. There was a survey recently that said the best places for the over 60s was norway and sweden. Personally i would send the lot of them to a little clinic in switzerland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 Continuing from Doontheslope's theme, that fvgger at work who's always got to trump your achievements and go one better, you know the type, you go your holidays to Tenerife and he boasts he's been to elevenerife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Continuing from Doontheslope's theme, that fvgger at work who's always got to trump your achievements and go one better, you know the type, you go your holidays to Tenerife and he boasts he's been to elevenerife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donaldo87 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Any thread which starts 'Tickets Arrived' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 child on board stickers. like i am less likely to smash my car into you because of a child on board sticker. it is something i would do my utmost to avoid at all times, sticker or no. Agreed, "princess on board" see tbh your child is probably a wee arsehole. aaargh, yes. or people at airports who stand right next to the conveyor belt with their trolley so you cant get near it. grrrr.... Yes!!!! If everyone just stood back two or three feet instead of being on the conveyor it would be so easy for everyone to get in and get their cases when they come round. People are so thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donaldo87 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Talking about airports... When people are sitting quite happily at the departure lounge and then someone gets up and decides to queue and then everyone queues and then you feel like you have to join that queue. FFS WE'VE ALL GOT ASSIGNED SEATS YOU FCKWITS! and breathe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 The Postman Pat kids ride in Partick Post Office that plays a 30 second snippet of the Postman Pat theme tune at 30 second intervals. Drives me fecking mental when in there for any more than 2 minutes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_burger Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 When you are leaving a shop and somebody is coming in the other way...you hold the door open for them and they don't even acknowledge your existence AYE YER WELCOME YA PRIKK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 The person that asks for a read of your paper, liberty taking to the max, they sell them to everybody FFS Then when they catch you on a good day you say aye. The take it then fold it and roll it every which way but loose. It comes back and the pages are all uneven the pages are all puffy and there's always crumbs falling out of it Parasites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 People who just steal a wee chip off your plate because they can't wait 30 seconds until the waiter brings their food. Usually fat people who have ordered salad. Aye right, who are you kidding? You're not that size eating salad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShedTA Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Talking about airports... When people are sitting quite happily at the departure lounge and then someone gets up and decides to queue and then everyone queues and then you feel like you have to join that queue. FFS WE'VE ALL GOT ASSIGNED SEATS YOU FCKWITS! and breathe... Yes! Or people queuing up for ages to get on a plane when it's allocated seats! Does my nut in, I just don't get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 People who just steal a wee chip off your plate because they can't wait 30 seconds until the waiter brings their food. Usually fat people who have ordered salad. Aye right, who are you kidding? You're not that size eating salad! And a diet coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Drivers that are coming out of a side street and you flash them to let them know they can come out and they just sit there like an idiot and you just get annoyed , and then your wife tells you that you shouldn't of flashed them if you were going to get worked up, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Ignorant bassas who don't wave or acknowledge that you've stopped the car to let them pass in a narrow street. ####NUTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Police who set off a controlled explosion on your London taxi without finding out the reason it was left overnight, ( broke down) Not my taxi, just saying what the taxi driver would say if he was posting on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khana Lagur Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 A-holes who just stop in front of you without considering what's going on around them (generally people with zero public awareness).A-holes who cycle on pavements.Manky unsocialised till operators who lick their fingers to seperate the handles of a poly bag.Bawbags that toss ciggie butts out of car windows.Stinky bassas that get on busses.Khunts that think it's acceptable to put their feet up bus seats.Self-lovers who go to gyms and spend more time looking at themselves in the mirrors then exercising.The SFA (just grrr!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreimack Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 Manky unsocialised till operators who lick their fingers to seperate the handles of a poly bag.Eeeeww, I've never ( thankfully, ) noticed that. Boak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hessen Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You're sat on a virtually empty bus and the next passenger (who usually has a streaming nose) sits right behind you, or you are in a cafe on your own, and someone sits on the next table facing you, so they can watch you eat perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 People that get into a round when oot and make every excuse possible when it is their turn to buy. Stop dicking aboot and just be honest that you are skint ! Then I'll happily give you a fiver for a cab home ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Continuing from Doontheslope's theme, that fvgger at work who's always got to trump your achievements and go one better, you know the type, you go your holidays to Tenerife and he boasts he's been to elevenerife. But Elevenerife is much better than Tenerife and I should know because I've been to both quite a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 On way home from pub, calling into chinese , ordering 2 currys and a chow mein , getting home and there is only one curry in the bag, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 People who say "def I net ly' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stocky Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Naw voters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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