Texas Pete Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Just now, dohadeer said: And? Explain what you mean by and? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dohadeer Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Just now, Texas Pete said: Explain what you mean by and? Sorry, should have been clearer. I was just asking what you were implying by stating that Haaland and McBurnie have scored the same amount of international goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, dohadeer said: Sorry, should have been clearer. I was just asking what you were implying by stating that Haaland and McBurnie have scored the same amount of international goals. I knew what you meant. I was making a joke based on you often asking “explain what you mean by.....” I was also joking regarding McBurnie and Haaland. They have both scored 0 international goals which suggests they are of equal ability which is obviously not true. I find having to explain jokes very tiring so I don’t think I’ll bother anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dohadeer Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Just now, Texas Pete said: I knew what you meant. I was making a joke based on you often asking “explain what you mean by.....” I was also joking regarding McBurnie and Haaland. They have both scored 0 international goals which suggests they are of equal ability which is obviously not true. I find having to explain jokes very tiring so I don’t think I’ll bother anymore. Sorry, I know it’s difficult to convey sarcasm or a joking tone on an Internet forum. I genuinely thought you were trying to claim that Haaland was nothing to worry about, because he hadn’t scored in his two international appearances. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, dohadeer said: Sorry, I know it’s difficult to convey sarcasm or a joking tone on an Internet forum. I genuinely thought you were trying to claim that Haaland was nothing to worry about, because he hadn’t scored in his two international appearances. 😂 Oh, he’s certainly something to worry about but I’m not going to lose any sleep over him until it’s confirmed that we are playing Norway in the final. Life’s too short to worry about something that might never happen. I don’t find it difficult to convey sarcasm. Perhaps you find it difficult to infer it? Edited February 18, 2020 by Texas Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dohadeer Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Texas Pete said: Oh, he’s certainly something to worry about but I’m not going to lose any sleep over him until it’s confirmed that we are playing Norway in the final. Life’s too short to worry about something that might never happen. I don’t find it difficult to convey sarcasm. Perhaps you find it difficult to infer it? Yeah, that’s what I meant. Because you can’t always judge a person’s tone from a message, it’s sometimes easy to get the wrong end of the stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 *enters thread, looks around* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 42 minutes ago, ParisInAKilt said: *enters thread, looks around* Hold the door, I’m coming too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Russell's Lovechild Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dohadeer Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Bobby Russell's Lovechild said: 37 goals by half-way through February? I thought he was just on a bit of a hot streak, I didn’t realise he’d been doing it all season. How did Dortmund get him for only 20 million Euros? Was his contract up in the summer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Munro Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, dohadeer said: 37 goals by half-way through February? I thought he was just on a bit of a hot streak, I didn’t realise he’d been doing it all season. How did Dortmund get him for only 20 million Euros? Was his contract up in the summer? 20 million was the buy out clause he had into his contract with Salzburg when he signed from Molde I believe the one he was with Dortmund is "only" around 80m so he'll be off to one of the elite soon enough I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Terry Munro said: 20 million was the buy out clause he had into his contract with Salzburg when he signed from Molde I believe the one he was with Dortmund is "only" around 80m so he'll be off to one of the elite soon enough I'm sure. Seems to have a good idea what his career will look like and a good team around him. He can’t score every game 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Munro Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, ParisInAKilt said: Seems to have a good idea what his career will look like and a good team around him. He can’t score every game 😬 Hopefully, given that he was born abroad, then he won't care much about playing for Norway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Terry Munro said: Hopefully, given that he was born abroad, then he won't care much about playing for Norway The Norwegian version of McBurnie .... 🤞🏼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 He cleared a corner and ran 60 metres to score last night. He was 0.3secs off the world record for 60m sprint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 15 hours ago, JECK said: Just another 2 goals for Haaland tonight in the champions league... Tap in and a long punt that he probably meant as a cross and could just as easily have ended in row Z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceudmilefailte Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Squirrelhumper said: He cleared a corner and ran 60 metres to score last night. He was 0.3secs off the world record for 60m sprint. Surely that's impossible, wearing football boots on grass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Just now, ceudmilefailte said: Surely that's impossible, wearing football boots on grass? https://www.givemesport.com/1548137-erling-haaland-sprinted-60m-in-just-664-seconds-during-borussia-dortmund-vs-psg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dohadeer Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, ceudmilefailte said: Surely that's impossible, wearing football boots on grass? It was done from a running start, as opposed to the athletes who have a standing start, so it’s not a fair comparison at all. It’s a nice soundbite, or a nice bit of clickbait, but a total non-story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhumper Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, dohadeer said: but a total non-story. If it was a non story, players would be running at that pace all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dohadeer Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Squirrelhumper said: If it was a non story, players would be running at that pace all the time. He’s obviously fast, but to use a headline which makes it seem like he’s almost fast enough to be a sprinter, is a misleading bit of clickbait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bino's Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 3 hours ago, dohadeer said: He’s obviously fast, but to use a headline which makes it seem like he’s almost fast enough to be a sprinter, is a misleading bit of clickbait. He'll make mince meat of our centre halfs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dohadeer Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 52 minutes ago, Bino's said: He'll make mince meat of our centre halfs Too right. I think he has about six hat-tricks this season, he can probably get six hat-tricks in 90 minutes against Scottish Premiership defenders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 1 hour ago, dohadeer said: Too right. I think he has about six hat-tricks this season, he can probably get six hat-tricks in 90 minutes against Scottish Premiership defenders. I’d be surprised if any Scottish Premiership defenders start against Israel. Depends on injury issues though I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dohadeer Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 59 minutes ago, Texas Pete said: I’d be surprised if any Scottish Premiership defenders start against Israel. Depends on injury issues though I suppose. Cooper and Hanley? I’d be very happy if that was the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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