TDYER63 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dalgety Bay TA said: Cheers. I am ok as have standing tickets for Chemical Bros in November but others now wanting to go and can only get tickets. We do have the option of 3 of us with standing tickets going in and then 1 coming out with the 3 stubs and getting others in that way. Or do they do anything different like wristbands? 6 minutes ago, Squirrelhumper said: I'm sure they stamp your hand but they aren't overly stringent with it in my experience. Plan c I shall be telling them the stamp came off when I washed my hands at the toilet 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalgety Bay TA Posted October 25, 2019 Author Share Posted October 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Plan c I shall be telling them the stamp came off when I washed my hands at the toilet 👍 Plan D....from my 18 year old son. If one person can get a stamp you then lick it and press your stamped hand against someone else which "transfers" some of the stamp to the other persons hand. Gets underage mates into clubs apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dalgety Bay TA said: Plan D....from my 18 year old son. If one person can get a stamp you then lick it and press your stamped hand against someone else which "transfers" some of the stamp to the other persons hand. Gets underage mates into clubs apparently. Urgh 🤮 I would rather pay the touts 300 quid than lick Slasher’s stamp. All due respect @slasher 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 42 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Urgh 🤮 I would rather pay the touts 300 quid than lick Slasher’s stamp. All due respect @slasher 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalgety Bay TA Posted October 25, 2019 Author Share Posted October 25, 2019 2 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Urgh 🤮 I would rather pay the touts 300 quid than lick Slasher’s stamp. All due respect @slasher 👍 I think the general idea is that the person with the stamp licks it but ....well.....each to their own , it’s the 21st century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 22 minutes ago, Dalgety Bay TA said: I think the general idea is that the person with the stamp licks it but ....well.....each to their own , it’s the 21st century. 🤫 Hmmm, in that case the idea is growing on me. @slasher would 1 pint of overpriced pish lager provide enough lubrication ? 1 hour ago, WCTA said: You behave 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 15 hours ago, TDYER63 said: 🤫 Hmmm, in that case the idea is growing on me. @slasher would 1 pint of overpriced pish lager provide enough lubrication ? You behave 🙄 All this talk of licking and lubricating has become somewhat disturbing 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 18 hours ago, Dalgety Bay TA said: I was at Kasabian there in Nov 17 but can't remember them doing that. Not to say it didn't happen as had been out for a fair bit of the day. It really just depends on who is on the door and how determined you are. I managed it once with two trays of pint pots and a shrug of the shoulders but a couple of other times they've been very strict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, slasher said: All this talk of licking and lubricating has become somewhat disturbing 😳 😕 I take it that’s a ‘no’? Yes, its rather concerning a thread entitled ‘ Hydro Seating/Standing’ can degenerate so quickly. I dont know about you but I blame WCTA. Behind that cute wholesome wee boy in a cap and a cuddly fox there is a suppressed Kenneth Williams.... Edited October 26, 2019 by TDYER63 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: 😕 I take it that’s a ‘no’? Yes, its rather concerning a thread entitled ‘ Hydro Seating/Standing’ can degenerate so quickly. I dont know about you but I blame WCTA. Behind that cute wholesome wee boy in a cap and a cuddly fox there is a suppressed Kenneth Williams.... If you're really that keen I'll pm you my mobile no and if you decide to give it a go on the night you can give me a bell 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 hour ago, slasher said: If you're really that keen I'll pm you my mobile no and if you decide to give it a go on the night you can give me a bell 👍 😂 its ok thanks, I will settle for lobbing cups of overpriced pish lager at you from the gods. That said, if I do notice a small group of licking and lubricating going on in the foyer I will be over like a bat out of hell 🙂 Funnily enough the last time I saw the Stereophonics midweek was years ago , I remember it as I had double booked the night with a Scotland home game by mistake. Think it was the Czech republic. Stereophonics were playing 2 consecutive nights so I went online and tried to find someone that would swap me our tickets for the other night , so I could attend both the gig and the football. Some random guy replied to me and said he would consider it if I told him an interesting story about myself. Well of course there is fookin nothing interesting about me so I told him the true story of my friend who worked in a pub in Glasgow years ago and ended up taking Brad Pitt to a party in Drumchapel in her wee beat up car. Only I pretended it was me. Unfortunately this did not impress him at all. So I told him the only other semi interesting story I have about me being onstage with Paul Daniels snd Debbie McGee when our local village were trying to raise funds to do up the village hall. Well, it turns out he was a huge fan of magicians and was VERY impressed with my story. I could not believe my own story beat the Brad Pitt story. He them bored me rigid about his experiences in the magic circle. Unfortunately in the end the bassa was still not impressed enough to swap me the tickets and I missed the game 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: 😂 its ok thanks, I will settle for lobbing cups of overpriced pish lager at you from the gods. That said, if I do notice a small group of licking and lubricating going on in the foyer I will be over like a bat out of hell 🙂 Funnily enough the last time I saw the Stereophonics midweek was years ago , I remember it as I had double booked the night with a Scotland home game by mistake. Think it was the Czech republic. Stereophonics were playing 2 consecutive nights so I went online and tried to find someone that would swap me our tickets for the other night , so I could attend both the gig and the football. Some random guy replied to me and said he would consider it if I told him an interesting story about myself. Well of course there is fookin nothing interesting about me so I told him the true story of my friend who worked in a pub in Glasgow years ago and ended up taking Brad Pitt to a party in Drumchapel in her wee beat up car. Only I pretended it was me. Unfortunately this did not impress him at all. So I told him the only other semi interesting story I have about me being onstage with Paul Daniels snd Debbie McGee when our local village were trying to raise funds to do up the village hall. Well, it turns out he was a huge fan of magicians and was VERY impressed with my story. I could not believe my own story beat the Brad Pitt story. He then bored me rigid in the magic circle. Unfortunately in the end the bassa was still not impressed enough to swap me the tickets and I missed the game 😡 Too much information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 5 hours ago, TDYER63 said: 😕 I take it that’s a ‘no’? Yes, its rather concerning a thread entitled ‘ Hydro Seating/Standing’ can degenerate so quickly. I dont know about you but I blame WCTA. Behind that cute wholesome wee boy in a cap and a cuddly fox there is a suppressed Kenneth Williams.... She’s been telt She looks like a fox often when I take her tae the pub. She’s officially half dingo. Straight up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 59 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Too much information. 😂 I see what you did there. The first thing I thought was ‘OMG did I actually write that !’😱 I hope he isn't on this board. If I recall he was going to the game too 🤫 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 48 minutes ago, WCTA said: She’s been telt She looks like a fox often when I take her tae the pub. I think you misheard. They didnt say ‘ hi foxy’ they actually said ‘fox sake, what did you bring him for ?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Hydro is too big a place always enjoy smaller venues better, give me the barras any day. I like a wee bounce about down the front of a gig for a few songs or until my heart feels it's going to give out. But a couple of years ago I went to see the prodigy at the hydro ,we were up in the gods and the standing area just looked mental I'd never have coped 😄. That was the day I officially decided I was getting auld🤔😪🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 On 10/26/2019 at 12:43 PM, TDYER63 said: 😂 its ok thanks, I will settle for lobbing cups of overpriced pish lager at you from the gods. That said, if I do notice a small group of licking and lubricating going on in the foyer I will be over like a bat out of hell 🙂 Funnily enough the last time I saw the Stereophonics midweek was years ago , I remember it as I had double booked the night with a Scotland home game by mistake. Think it was the Czech republic. Stereophonics were playing 2 consecutive nights so I went online and tried to find someone that would swap me our tickets for the other night , so I could attend both the gig and the football. Some random guy replied to me and said he would consider it if I told him an interesting story about myself. Well of course there is fookin nothing interesting about me so I told him the true story of my friend who worked in a pub in Glasgow years ago and ended up taking Brad Pitt to a party in Drumchapel in her wee beat up car. Only I pretended it was me. Unfortunately this did not impress him at all. So I told him the only other semi interesting story I have about me being onstage with Paul Daniels snd Debbie McGee when our local village were trying to raise funds to do up the village hall. Well, it turns out he was a huge fan of magicians and was VERY impressed with my story. I could not believe my own story beat the Brad Pitt story. He them bored me rigid about his experiences in the magic circle. Unfortunately in the end the bassa was still not impressed enough to swap me the tickets and I missed the game 😡 My mate got papped out the last phonics gig after a groping incident lol. Although he wasn't the guilty party the boy in front turned round and lamped him thinking he was the one feeling up his missus. After a few poorly aimed replies he was huckled oot. Fortunately I missed the entire incident after drifting away from him during some jumping around to 'local boy in a photograph' or summat. The rest of us spent much of the rest of the gig looking around for him! Hopefully better luck this time 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, slasher said: My mate got papped out the last phonics gig after a groping incident lol. Although he wasn't the guilty party the boy in front turned round and lamped him thinking he was the one feeling up his missus. After a few poorly aimed replies he was huckled oot. Fortunately I missed the entire incident after drifting away from him during some jumping around to 'local boy in a photograph' or summat. The rest of us spent much of the rest of the gig looking around for him! Hopefully better luck this time 😀 😂😂 thats the worst ever attempt at ‘ it wisnae me who touched her up ‘ I have ever heard. I am now pretty glad I have seats 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: 😂😂 thats the worst ever attempt at ‘ it wisnae me who touched her up ‘ I have ever heard. I am now pretty glad I have seats 😁 How do u know I don't bat fur the other team? 😳 Edited October 27, 2019 by slasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 hours ago, TDYER63 said: 😂😂 thats the worst ever attempt at ‘ it wisnae me who touched her up ‘ I have ever heard. I am now pretty glad I have seats 😁 It's no that long ago you were offering him a kneel doon under his trench coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 hours ago, slasher said: How do u know I don't bat fur the other team? 😳 😁 good point , and one of the (many) reasons why I will never be a politician. Although come to think of it , how do you know the ‘missus’ wasn't a ‘mr’ ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 36 minutes ago, Orraloon said: It's no that long ago you were offering him a kneel doon under his trench coat. 😂, I have sat for 20 minutes thinking of a witty retort but I just dig myself into a bigger hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slasher Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Orraloon said: It's no that long ago you were offering him a kneel doon under his trench coat. Good point @Orraloon, clearly intent on getting me pished and then taking advantage of me. Thankfully Im always discreet and won't mention a word to Mrs. Slasher @TDYER63 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 10 hours ago, slasher said: Good point @Orraloon, clearly intent on getting me pished and then taking advantage of me. Thankfully Im always discreet and won't mention a word to Mrs. Slasher @TDYER63 😳 😂 Actually the term ‘Mrs Slasher’ sounds even scarier than ‘Slasher’. Perhaps we could act out the death of the TAMB in a Halloween Horror. Lets think, who do we have ? 🤔 Slasher Mrs Slasher T’DYE’R Orraloony The Dark kNIGHT Anyone else ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 31 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: 😂 Actually the term ‘Mrs Slasher’ sounds even scarier than ‘Slasher’. Perhaps we could act out the death of the TAMB in a Halloween Horror. Lets think, who do we have ? 🤔 Slasher Mrs Slasher T’DYE’R Orraloony The Dark kNIGHT Anyone else ? That Rolling Hills is a complete fucking turnip. Carved or otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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