euan2020 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Are you a Rangers fan ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 No me sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Your ex wife's good wi the kids tho eh? Is she f**k. She suffers fae post natal disinterest. swear word ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 from womans side "is it in ? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Like throwing a sausage up a close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 from womans side "is it in ? " are you tryin tae get your bawz in?Naw am tryin tae get them oot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Ceelo Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 What does your village do for an idiot when you are here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynze Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Winston Churchill had a few good retorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Och Aye Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 swear word Oh Bollocks. Sorry. I swear that much I hardly f**ckin notice anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotunited Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Like throwing a sausage up a close swinging a baseball bat in a empty warehouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Oh Bollocks. Sorry. I swear that much I hardly f**ckin notice anymore.hahaha dae your worst it's Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroysboy Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Don't fancy yours much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmcca5 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Did your parents lose a bet with god? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 When you were born the midwife slapped yer mother ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Bet you were nursed upside down for a fortnight . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 The best part of him ran doon the inside of his mothers leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroysboy Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Bet you were nursed upside down for a fortnight . Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDange Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 "You're so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece" - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Insulter: Does your Dad have a beard? Insultee: No, why? Insulter: It must have been your Mum I seen doing a hand stand then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Yer da's a dinner lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padre Andrew Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Alexei Sayle (c 1980) had a good one - tame for him - when on stage and there was an incoherent shout from somewhere in the audience: "Have I got a heckler there? Oh well, keep going. I remember when I had my first drink." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 Tory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) And that means none, even the slightest bit rude. I'll start with - Don't talk, you lower the IQ of the whole street "I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries" Edited January 21, 2016 by Nobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 "I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"hahaha i wave my pants at your auntie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khana Lagur Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 'Yer ma's a geebag' (as Dubliners like to say). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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