Orraloon Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 why was the doctor in the butchers? Because he was too overworked to cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittymeister Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 A wee gay guy goes into the Butchers and asks for a mince round. The Butcher says "Certainly Sir" So the wee gay guy pirouettes on his tip toes and says "What a lovely shop you have." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLAS Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 A wee gay guy goes into the Butchers and asks for a mince round. The Butcher says "Certainly Sir" So the wee gay guy pirouettes on his tip toes and says "What a lovely shop you have." Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Aye right bonzo you canny be that thick lol. Or is that another joke coming?? I am that thick totally misread it oops hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 A guy goes to the Doctor and says : "Dr, I think I'm a dog." Dr says :" How long have you felt like that?" Guy : "Ever since I was a puppy." Dr says says : " Well hop on the couch". Guys says : "I can't. I'm now allowed up there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Paddy and Murphy are working on building site, slate falls of roof and takes paddys ear off, Murphy picks ear up and says to paddy, is this your ear, paddy says it's not mine , I had a pencil on the back of my ear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 What did the male haggis say to the female haggis...???? ....want to shaggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mindimoo Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 22 hours ago, Mark frae Crieff said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 (edited) On 18/02/2016 at 9:35 PM, Mark frae Crieff said: I'm trying to post something and it keeps coming up with quotes from a previous poster ? Don't know how to clear it ? Edited February 20, 2016 by fringo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 57 minutes ago, fringo said: I'm trying to post something and it keeps coming up with quotes from a previous poster ? Don't know how to clear it ? Put a stamp on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 (edited) 18 hours ago, fringo said: I'm trying to post something and it keeps coming up with quotes from a previous poster ? Don't know how to clear it ? Dinnae blame me... Edited February 21, 2016 by Mark frae Crieff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 17 minutes ago, Mark frae Crieff said: Dinnae blame me... It's not your fault I think I was going to quote you back then and attempt a witty post/joke in response and clicked on the quote button. I then decided it was actually funny so went back/away from the page but the new TAMB saved my quote in it's memory (even though nothing was posted by me) so every time I then wanted to post anything new in this thread it reverted back to what it had "saved", including your quote marks, and I couldn't clear it to do a fresh post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 5 hours ago, fringo said: It's not your fault I think I was going to quote you back then and attempt a witty post/joke in response and clicked on the quote button. I then decided it was actually funny so went back/away from the page but the new TAMB saved my quote in it's memory (even though nothing was posted by me) so every time I then wanted to post anything new in this thread it reverted back to what it had "saved", including your quote marks, and I couldn't clear it to do a fresh post. Is that the best "nearly Friday " joke you can come up with? I dinnae get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 9 hours ago, Orraloon said: Is that the best "nearly Friday " joke you can come up with? I dinnae get it. I misread the title as "nearly a joke" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 16 hours ago, fringo said: It's not your fault I think I was going to quote you back then and attempt a witty post/joke in response and clicked on the quote button. I then decided it was actually funny so went back/away from the page but the new TAMB saved my quote in it's memory (even though nothing was posted by me) so every time I then wanted to post anything new in this thread it reverted back to what it had "saved", including your quote marks, and I couldn't clear it to do a fresh post. It does that with me too. The new board is shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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