TartanJon Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Piece of cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekfaejapan Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Piece of cake FFS! That's as auld as the hills! Has Flure hacked your account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TartanJon Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmcca5 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 A trail of custard cream biscuits..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasMc1973 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 a forklift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Open your window and leave some crusts on your bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Open your window and leave some crusts on your bed My sheets are always crusty and it doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) Wait until 2:55am and just ask the question if she's standing alone. It worked in Wigan a few years back Edited July 8, 2015 by dandydunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmcca5 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Wait until 2:55am and just ask the question if she's standing alone. It worked in Wigan a few years back As far as I know it works in Wigan most evenings, especially if you say you have pies in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I mind once in Perth I had this huge Irish bitch in my pit. She was an absolute gusher. The gorilla left a map of Africa all over my mattress. Dirty fat cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Classy thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Classy thread. fat burds with little self-esteem make the world go round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroysboy Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I mind once in Perth I had this huge Irish bitch in my pit. She was an absolute gusher. The gorilla left a map of Africa all over my mattress. Dirty fat cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I agree with Herr Larky - was she fat through choice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Don't do fat burds, this thread is now closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenblueeyes Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Hmm....having seen the vast majority of the Tartan Army...the irony of this thread is not lost on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Hmm....having seen the vast majority of the Tartan Army...the irony of this thread is not lost on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymac Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Fancy some Belgian chocolate Mindy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Fancy some Belgian chocolate Mindy? Not a big chocolate fan, thanks anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymac Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Champagne and strawberries? Don't know why I'm doing this, you hardly fit in to the overweight category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Champagne and strawberries? Don't know why I'm doing this, you hardly fit in to the overweight category. Aye, that's better. Champagne made from grapes so one of my 5 a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymac Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I think I was offering two a day there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I think I was offering two a day there. Oh, I thought the strawberries were a garnish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymac Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Nae imagination. Right, bed time for me. On ma lonesome. Apart from the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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