Flora MaDonald Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Not being in employment at the moment, I have taken to entering daytime TV competitions (yes, it has come to that!). Anyway, that clown Andi Peters is prancing about on Good Morning Britain punting twenty grand and a VW camper van. Prior to me parting with my £1.50 (plus network provider costs), what's the story with camper vans? Can you just turn up anywhere, dump the wagon and go for a kip? Or are there designated areas you can only use? A former professional man tapping Andi phuqqing Peters for a few bob. Good God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 You can park pretty much where you like in Scotland for a couple of nights. The further north you go, the easier it is. If you are anywhere near a farm, it is also good courtesy to ask permission. Lets them eyeball you and reassure them you aren't up to something. I've slept in my motor all over the Highlands and never had any bother. Cross the border into Britain however, and you will be expected to pay at designated sites. However you can still try your luck with Farmer Giles and if you get permission to lay up on someone's land, job's a good-un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) This is awfully presumptuous that you're going to win a camper van. You do know there is several million dossers that enter these comps for a living,aye? You've no chance!!! Edited March 31, 2015 by dandydunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 This is awfully presumptuous that you're going to win a camper van. You do know there is several million dossers that enter these comps for a living,aye? You've no chance!!! I knew from Andi Peters' face, that I'll win it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I was hoping beyond hope that this thread was a phonetic reference to the wines from the capital of Finistère Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 It certainly would be a 'camper' van if Andi Peters has anything to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Or julian clary , aaaaahhhhhh !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 A. Peters on again - this wagon's the dug's bollox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 My mums off work with a broken foot and taken tk entering some of these. Goof luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I knew from Andi Peters' face, that I'll win it. Must've been his cum face then......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 My mums off work with a broken foot and taken tk entering some of these. Goof luck. Are you going to stand for being called a Goof Flora? I love wee keypads, makes for much more interesting reading nowadays. :-) Although I miss having wee emoticons. :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Are you going to stand for being called a Goof Flora? I love wee keypads, makes for much more interesting reading nowadays. :-) Although I miss having wee emoticons. :-( I thought he was trying to say that his mum is a dog with buck teeth, which is even worse. I might have to tell his mum the next time I see her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) I thought he was trying to say that his mum is a dog with buck teeth, which is even worse. I might have to tell his mum the next time I see her.Ah, hadn't even thought of that. That Kirk's a right cheeky masfurdo ra by way. You can let his dad know that when you're finished with the others maw. Why is the clock on here showing wrong time? Edited April 2, 2015 by G-Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 Must've been his cum face then......... As long as he doesnae stain my van, he can make all the faces he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 My mums off work with a broken foot and taken tk entering some of these. Goof luck. Tell yer maw just to enter the once - geez a chance. Hope her foof mends quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Hope her foof mends quickly. ))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Are you going to stand for being called a Goof Flora? I love wee keypads, makes for much more interesting reading nowadays. :-) Although I miss having wee emoticons. :-( Ha i didnt even notice that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Tell yer maw just to enter the once - geez a chance. Hope her foof mends quickly. Foof, wtf haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I've got a camp van. So jealous if you're going to get a camper one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 I've got a camp van. So jealous if you're going to get a camper one. It's all in Andi Peters' hands, Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stocky Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 < --------- Arrow to avatar.... it is a campervan thread after all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tam4ritchie Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 As they have road tax on them you can park anywhere its legal to do so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenfrewBlue Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 It's all in Andi Peters' hands, Bob.Of er missus! You're bound to win then. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 Of er missus! You're bound to win then. I'd do anything for a camper. Eh, I think I'll just shut up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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