DaveyDenoon Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 4 hours ago, Farcity said: Mind follow the arrows. Unlike 50% of the ignoramuses in my local Asda. Fuckin melts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 1 minute ago, DaveyDenoon said: Unlike 50% of the ignoramuses in my local Asda. Fuckin melts. Same in Tesco. Ignorant gits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 But what if you walk past the Windowlene, get near the end of the aisle, are you expected to keep going all the way back round or turn back and go against the arrows to grab some before going home and partaking in a spot of window cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Farcity said: But what if you walk past the Windowlene, get near the end of the aisle, are you expected to keep going all the way back round or turn back and go against the arrows to grab some before going home and partaking in a spot of window cleaning. I walked past the washing up liquid but walked round the next isle and walked back. Boots have the same idea. Walked completely past the condom shelf and had to walk all around again. Madness!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 3 hours ago, DaveyDenoon said: Unlike 50% of the ignoramuses in my local Asda. Fuckin melts. 50% Aint you the lucky one, I seemed to be the only one doing it today, folk walking round in families, couples and pals too. Unless I was the only one doing the wrong way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Rolling hIlls said: I walked past the washing up liquid but walked round the next isle and walked back. Boots have the same idea. Walked completely past the condom shelf and had to walk all around again. Madness!! Not like getting spunk in your belly button then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 1 minute ago, dandydunn said: Not like getting spunk in your belly button then? No bad no bad!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 What's on the day Rolly? Up sharp this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Taken my dog down the tweed. Had breakfast. Got some emails to reply to from kids. Apart from that not a lot. More walks then tesco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 25 minutes ago, Rolling hIlls said: Taken my dog down the tweed. Had breakfast. Got some emails to reply to from kids. Apart from that not a lot. More walks then tesco. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Got the Sunday Post today for some reason. Interview with Douglas Park in it. I still have no idea what the big grievance is though tbh. I think I can sum it up with him believing that Doncaster is incompetent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, Rolling hIlls said: Got the Sunday Post today for some reason. Interview with Douglas Park in it. I still have no idea what the big grievance is though tbh. I think I can sum it up with him believing that Doncaster is incompetent. It can't just be down to that, you have put up with Goldson for two years without demanding an investigation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Farcity said: It can't just be down to that, you have put up with Goldson for two years without demanding an investigation. There are funnier jokes than that IN the Sunday Post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling hIlls Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Farcity said: It can't just be down to that, you have put up with Goldson for two years without demanding an investigation. Right. Off to Tesco. Dog Food and Leffe. Two priorities today. Farcity, I think we are becoming Pedigree Chums !! Edited May 10, 2020 by Rolling hIlls change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Prefer cats if in perfectly honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 5/9/2020 at 4:09 PM, DaveyDenoon said: Unlike 50% of the ignoramuses in my local Asda. Fuckin melts. Why is melt creeping in to the scottish vocab, only ever heard it from english fannys on tv in such great shows as Love Island and ex on the beach......sadly I have watched them with the mrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Munro Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Kirk said: Why is melt creeping in to the scottish vocab, only ever heard it from english fannys on tv in such great shows as Love Island and ex on the beach......sadly I have watched them with the mrs. Melt has been used up here for years. Long before those fannies on love island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 51 minutes ago, Terry Munro said: Melt has been used up here for years. Long before those fannies on love island Never heard it in Glasgow. Only ever heard english folk using it. Either way absolute pish chat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Kirk said: Why is melt creeping in to the scottish vocab, only ever heard it from english fannys on tv in such great shows as Love Island and ex on the beach......sadly I have watched them with the mrs. 1 hour ago, Terry Munro said: Melt has been used up here for years. Long before those fannies on love island You’ve been mugged off Kirk. 😛 I think it’s a Scottish one that’s crept into English rather than the other way round, but now you’ve got Scottish folk using it because they’ve heard Joey Essex or something other prick use it. *is mugged off a love island exclusive? Awful patter that is thankfully mostly reserved for that show it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: You’ve been mugged off Kirk. 😛 I think it’s a Scottish one that’s crept into English rather than the other way round, but now you’ve got Scottish folk using it because they’ve heard Joey Essex or something other prick use it. *is mugged off a love island exclusive? Awful patter that is thankfully mostly reserved for that show it seems. Haha I am so lost in this modern world. I've honestly never heard it before those daft shows though. If Peng starts getting in up here I'm offski. Mugged off certainly became more popular after that nonsense I think. Proper muggy Edited May 11, 2020 by Kirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Munro Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, sbcmfc said: You’ve been mugged off Kirk. 😛 I think it’s a Scottish one that’s crept into English rather than the other way round, but now you’ve got Scottish folk using it because they’ve heard Joey Essex or something other prick use it. *is mugged off a love island exclusive? Awful patter that is thankfully mostly reserved for that show it seems. Nah mugged off was in football factory long before that, presumably it's just London patter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Terry Munro said: Nah mugged off was in football factory long before that, presumably it's just London patter Maybe Dani Dyer took it in “the villa”... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Kirk said: Haha I am so lost in this modern world. I've honestly never heard it before those daft shows though. If Peng starts getting in up here I'm offski. Mugged off certainly became more popular after that nonsense I think. Proper muggy Peng?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Munro Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Farcity said: Peng?? Peng ting. It means good looking in that ridiculous "roadman" patter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farcity Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Terry Munro said: Peng ting. It means good looking in that ridiculous "roadman" patter. What's wrong with the good old smooth Scottish phrases like "she's a Shag" Clarification that im getting old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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