deecie Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 A forum is only ever as good as its worst poster, and over the years the TAMB has a fair few @Parklife 's, but nobody quite as bad as Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Deccie who resides at the apex of all that is patience testing w@nk, the same 3 recycled jokes juxtaposed between airport lounge reviews. There's a wee bit attention for you, now if you excuse us we're having a great positive time atm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 That Ormond . If only I knew his actual name I could tell the world what a fermer he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Just now, killiefaetheferry said: That Ormond . If only I knew his actual name I could tell the world what a fermer he is. Shit. Thought I would get away with sweary words if we were closing. Ok children......please insert the words 'khunt' and 'barstvard' into the above sentence in the appropriate places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Just now, killiefaetheferry said: Shit. Thought I would get away with sweary words if we were closing. Ok children......please insert the words 'khunt' and 'barstvard' into the above sentence in the appropriate places. I'll give you a clue he's 7 foot tall & fires lightening bolts from his arse ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Glasgowmancity said: I'll give you a clue he's 7 foot tall & fires lightening bolts from his arse ?? ? It DID read like that though, eh? Edited September 7, 2017 by McTeeko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Why start such a whank thread trying to create a slanging match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, McTeeko said: ? It DID read like that though, eh? Aye, it did once you pointed it out ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 24 minutes ago, killiefaetheferry said: Shit. Thought I would get away with sweary words if we were closing. Ok children......please insert the words 'khunt' and 'barstvard' into the above sentence in the appropriate places. Ya bawbag ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Glasgowmancity said: I'll give you a clue he's 7 foot tall & fires lightening bolts from his arse ?? And I shouldn't say anything about him on here that I wouldn't say standing next to him in a pub when he is holding a broken pint glass ? How wide is he ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Only ever been a few that I've disliked. Perthshire bell was one, he was definitely someone at the wind up, but FFS did he get me every time. There's one male and one female who are still active that I dislike, think he is an attention seeking twat, and she is a stupid bint who spouts shite as fact, then denies being wrong. Overall though, the calibre of posters is much better than anything else I've been on, club forums are full of cvnts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 17 minutes ago, kumnio said: There's one male and one female who are still active that I dislike, think he is an attention seeking twat, and she is a stupid bint who spouts shite as fact, then denies being wrong. Are they a couple???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 ? no, definitely not. As far as the tamb goes, it's a worse place without FE and Lamia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, kumnio said: ? no, definitely not. As far as the tamb goes, it's a worse place without FE and Lamia. I agree - that's why I asked & I don't think Jim posts on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 hours ago, kumnio said: Only ever been a few that I've disliked. Perthshire bell was one, he was definitely someone at the wind up, but FFS did he get me every time. There's one male and one female who are still active that I dislike, think he is an attention seeking twat, and she is a stupid bint who spouts shite as fact, then denies being wrong. Overall though, the calibre of posters is much better than anything else I've been on, club forums are full of cvnts. Process of elimination suggests that must be me ? Though I am struggling to think of anything I have ever posted that even I could describe as 'fact' ? I did get my arse kicked on the T in the Park thread right enough ? I suppose it is better to have competely pissed at least one person off than have no impact whatsoever..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Not you, Im happy to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, kumnio said: Not you, Im happy to say Don't think it's me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 12 minutes ago, kumnio said: Not you, Im happy to say Oh no. I was sure it was me. I am stubborn oaf at times. This has just become 'awkward'...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 (edited) 15 minutes ago, kumnio said: Not you, Im happy to say Tell us then. Edit: No don't, it might be me....... Edited September 8, 2017 by dandydunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Tell us then. Edit: No don't, it might be me....... Kumnio cannae stick me. I've kent that for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 19 minutes ago, kumnio said: Not you, Im happy to say Right Kev, just tell us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 hours ago, kumnio said: Only ever been a few that I've disliked. Perthshire bell was one, he was definitely someone at the wind up, but FFS did he get me every time. There's one male and one female who are still active that I dislike, think he is an attention seeking twat, and she is a stupid bint who spouts shite as fact, then denies being wrong. Don't listen to those other posters and keep the annoying female name a secret you gorgeous, witty, sexy big man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 (edited) Based on the low number of females on the board, Im keeping quiet, no name will be stated Quote Don't listen to those other posters and keep the annoying female name a secret you gorgeous, witty, sexy big man. I think I qualify for one, possibly two of those last 5 words at best. Edited September 8, 2017 by kumnio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, kumnio said: I think I qualify for one, possibly two of those last 5 words at best. Right, I've got man, now I'm struggling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Glasgowmancity said: Right, I've got man, now I'm struggling Helllllo sailor. You will put anything in your mouth though ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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