adamntg Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I think deep down you'll miss us adam... Remember there's no red Brazil's in the championship who could fill your stadium I can't believe I got away with that post for so long given that my team are currently the worst team in the history of the sport, and I include that Selkirk team that lost 20-0 in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 (edited) And American Samoa. In fact, we could do with their transsexual centre half. Gunning's under contract but surely he could be put to use cleaning the toilets or washing the manager's car? Edited January 18, 2016 by adamntg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMcoolJ Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I can't believe I got away with that post for so long given that my team are currently the worst team in the history of the sport, and I include that Selkirk team that lost 20-0 in that. I actually had a post typed out a few hours ago - I didn't have the heart to send it and add to your hurt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ByronLoon1986 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 And American Samoa. In fact, we could do with their transsexual centre half. Gunning's under contract but surely he could be put to use cleaning the toilets or washing the manager's car? Keep the heid up! Al actually miss the trip to tannadice next season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenfrewBlue Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 And American Samoa. In fact, we could do with their transsexual centre half. Gunning's under contract but surely he could be put to use cleaning the toilets or washing the manager's car? Starting to worry about you now Adam. You're normally one of the more sensible posters on here, which isn't much of a compliment I know!Why on earth get Gunning to clean cars when there's a perfectly good car wash just up the road for much cheaper than his wages. Get him doing some plumbing work. Their rates are feckin astronomical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 I actually had a post typed out a few hours ago - I didn't have the heart to send it and add to your hurt!! Aw. I don't care what the others say - you filthy, sheep shagging bastards are a bunch of big softies under it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 (edited) Starting to worry about you now Adam. You're normally one of the more sensible posters on here, which isn't much of a compliment I know! Why on earth get Gunning to clean cars when there's a perfectly good car wash just up the road for much cheaper than his wages. Get him doing some plumbing work. Their rates are feckin astronomical. Murray our centre forward is the plumber. Maybe Gunning could be a hatstand or something? Anyone got any good suggestions as to what Gavin Gunning could do for a living that doesn't require any footballing ability or an IQ of more than 50? Edited January 18, 2016 by adamntg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMcoolJ Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Murray our centre forward is the plumber. Maybe Gunning could be a hatstand or something? Anyone got any good suggestions as to what Gavin Gunning could do for a living that doesn't require any footballing ability or an IQ of more than 50? He could run a car salvage yard in Manitowoc. I think there's one for sale..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenfrewBlue Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Murray our centre forward is the plumber. Maybe Gunning could be a hatstand or something? Anyone got any good suggestions as to what Gavin Gunning could do for a living that doesn't require any footballing ability or an IQ of more than 50?US Presidential Candidate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cove_Sheep Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 US Presidential Candidate? Ruled out for not being born in USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Ruled out for not being born in USA. What about Ted Cruz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Children's entertainer? No, wait, he's not funny, he just thinks he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Murray our centre forward is the plumber. Maybe Gunning could be a hatstand or something? Anyone got any good suggestions as to what Gavin Gunning could do for a living that doesn't require any footballing ability or an IQ of more than 50? US Presidential Candidate? i was thinking taking over from david cameron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenfrewBlue Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 i was thinking taking over from david cameronIs he really that much of a qunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Is he really that much of a qunt? He's worse than Thatcher, Bush and Ceaucescu put together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenfrewBlue Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 He's worse than Thatcher, Bush and Ceaucescu put together.Perfect Tory PM material then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cove_Sheep Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Maybe he could fight Tyson Fury in a bareknuckle scrap at a fairground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Maybe he could fight Tyson Fury in a bareknuckle scrap at a fairground?Racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Murray our centre forward is the plumber. Maybe Gunning could be a hatstand or something? Anyone got any good suggestions as to what Gavin Gunning could do for a living that doesn't require any footballing ability or an IQ of more than 50? Play for Dundee Utd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Play for Dundee Utd? Watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Watch it. I'd rather not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamntg Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I'd rather not! You'll cut yourself one of these days, you're that sharp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddardStark Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 ICT v Hearts game off. Waterlogged pitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainmac1 Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 We never had a game postponed before until we were made to install useless under soil heating. Completely ruined the drainage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hannibal smith Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 What's the snow like in Edinburgh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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