Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 (edited) Normally this would be good for making comments on some of the sights on show and for having a wee pook on an outsider However it looks as if this will be the biggest billy brit fest this year so far - the cunts fucking waste everything Think the days of the Polish big breasted milkmaids have been clamped down on which is a shame Obviously it's 2023 but i just made it like the last Euros Edited May 13, 2023 by Ally Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 I forgot it was on tonight. I usually watch it if I am not out as it’s usually a bit of fun. I don’t even know who is representing the UK this year. Thankfully I am having a birthday party for my sister as I couldn’t be arsed with a UJ extravaganza. At least the royalists will get value from their merchandise. Glasgow dodged a bullet. Or more likely , we are not British enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottincarlisle Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 I actually thought my neighbour had left his UJ up for eurovision then realised its the Old Firm today. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottincarlisle Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Well for those who haven't heard it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamP Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 15 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: I forgot it was on tonight. I usually watch it if I am not out as it’s usually a bit of fun. I don’t even know who is representing the UK this year. Thankfully I am having a birthday party for my sister as I couldn’t be arsed with a UJ extravaganza. At least the royalists will get value from their merchandise. Glasgow dodged a bullet. Or more likely , we are not British enough. I will be watching it. It is EURO vision, not British vision and on television!! I would like to think the flags of all nations will be there. Have a good party though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 Mae Muller is too flat chested to stand any chance of winning Her name also suggests she is an ex German midfielder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 37 minutes ago, SamP said: I will be watching it. It is EURO vision, not British vision and on television!! I would like to think the flags of all nations will be there. Have a good party though. I am sure you will enjoy it, it will be right up your street. Lets hope the UK remember they are merely hosts on account of Ukraine being unable to . Thanks, I will , hopefully my sister will enjoy it more 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 As long as England get pumped who cares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 2 hours ago, scottincarlisle said: Well for those who haven't heard it First time i have heard it Shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 Have put a few pence e/w om Lithuania 500/1 Israel 18/1 Italy 66/1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotlad Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 3 hours ago, TDYER63 said: I forgot it was on tonight. I usually watch it if I am not out as it’s usually a bit of fun. I don’t even know who is representing the UK this year. Thankfully I am having a birthday party for my sister as I couldn’t be arsed with a UJ extravaganza. At least the royalists will get value from their merchandise. Glasgow dodged a bullet. Or more likely , we are not British enough. We certainly did. I was delighted when I heard Liverpool had been chosen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 7 hours ago, Ally Bongo said: Normally this would be good for making comments on some of the sights on show and for having a wee pook on an outsider However it looks as if this will be the biggest billy brit fest this year so far - the cunts fucking waste everything UK are bookies favourites for last place, that'll temper the britfest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Ally Bongo said: Have put a few pence e/w om Lithuania 500/1 Israel 18/1 Italy 66/1 Decent odds. Got 10-1 on Lithuania finishing top 10. Austria 9-1 top 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Toepoke said: Decent odds. Got 10-1 on Lithuania finishing top 10. Austria 9-1 top 5. 👍 mon the Nazi collaborators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamP Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 8 hours ago, TDYER63 said: I forgot it was on tonight. I usually watch it if I am not out as it’s usually a bit of fun. I don’t even know who is representing the UK this year. Thankfully I am having a birthday party for my sister as I couldn’t be arsed with a UJ extravaganza. At least the royalists will get value from their merchandise. Glasgow dodged a bullet. Or more likely , we are not British enough. Told you but you wouldn't listen. Flags from everywhere and is lovely. Wish it was in Glasgow. Hope Birthday party is going well. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 Who the hell is Edgar was hellish Big knockers on the blonde singer Nul point Austria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 Portugal's Vanessa Feltz Nil Escudos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 Switzerland playing on their "neutral" stance in WW2 by not wanting to be a soldier Cack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 Nice Polish girl Bit of a bland song Probably get a few votes for the catchyness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 Serbian answer to Stephen Mangan - loves himself Rubbish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 France has obviously fallen off the Christmas Tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 French Marlene Dietrich Absolutely massive chebs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottincarlisle Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 1 minute ago, kumnio said: France has obviously fallen off the Christmas Tree. Obviously not scared of heights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottincarlisle Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 What's the deal with Australia then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted May 13, 2023 Author Share Posted May 13, 2023 Cyprus boy works in a Larnaca Nightclub stealing girlfriends Probably get a few votes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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