Bzzzz Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) It's all been pretty heavy around here for some time now with all the referendum business so whilst we regroup for the final attack I thought I'd try and lighten the mood a wee bit.. I love changing the lyrics on songs cos it's silly and funny. What's your favourite misheard/amusing song lyric?... I'll start with a couple... "I'm a steamer" "I'm a big fat b@st@rt" Edited October 17, 2014 by Bzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) I still think the bit at the end of The Captain by Biffy Clyro says "Let's death away" as opposed to "Let's love death away" which!! Edited October 17, 2014 by Fairbairn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred_Zeppelin Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Billy Ocean, Go and get stuffed!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Billy Ocean, Go and get stuffed!!!!! Aye, but what's the misheard lyrics...?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) I thought robert palmer sang "you might as well face it, you're a d!ckhead to love" http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE Edited October 17, 2014 by daddybuc16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainwull Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 A guy I used to go to Ibrox with back in the 70s used to sing about his wife throwing his FOOT in the fire.....it should have been his FLUTE in the fire.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biffer Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Beelzebub has a devil on a sideboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) "Carrots, baws & bacon" Edited October 17, 2014 by Bzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khana Lagur Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 "all about that bass, no treble" is "all about that cage, no gerbil" according to my six-year-old daughter. Beelzebub has a devil on a sideboard My mate used to interpret the line "save him his life from this monstrosity" in Bohemian Rhapsody as "spare him some time with these warm sausages". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 "You got your hole in Dunoon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zWmF_2u-9nk I'm blue, in aberdeen i will die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 (edited) "You got your hole in Dunoon" 'And your penicillin in Gourock' Edited October 18, 2014 by redstevie007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Dance classic, "Dave's a Jew". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibble Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I'm Every Woman - Chakah khan... I herd it as 'climb every woman' - and I've tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Used to think when I was a tot that Madonna was singing, "Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over Bill Oddie." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracie Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Right about now the vauxhall brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleboyblue Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 "You got your hole in Dunoon" Ohhhhhhhhh, we're half way there, ohhhhhoh livin in the sqerrrr! That was the classic lyric to bon jovi's living on a prayer in 1980's campbeltown as a reference to the town's Park Square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan Eagle Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Every time you go away ? You take a piece of meat with you http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hUKBuAkr4Lg 1 minute 10 secs in - the short cut to avoid 1 minute of bad hair and pretentious video (great voice though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibble Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Used to think when I was a tot that Madonna was singing, "Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over Bill Oddie." PERVIE FUQQER - no' him. you ya yankie basssa! Never bother yer arse wi me in Bremen, Eh? Sweet cheeks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted October 19, 2014 Author Share Posted October 19, 2014 Every time you go away ? You take a piece of meat with you 1 minute 10 secs in - the short cut to avoid 1 minute of bad hair and pretentious video (great voice though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoltanBuchan Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Used to think when I was a tot that Madonna was singing, "Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over Bill Oddie." Another Madonna one for me, the opening line to La Isla Bontia is 'Last night I dreamt of San Pedro', which I used to think to was 'Last night I dreamt of some Dago' In my defence, I was only 10 or 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolhibby Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Dance classic, "Dave's a Jew". http://youtu.be/HSwda46cNMg It was always David Jones for me. J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stocky Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Is this the real life, is it the methadone?Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me.Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D.Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da; slash yer dug, ride yer ma!Any way the Clyde flowsDisnae really mater tae me......tae me. Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam,Buckie bottle tae the heid,An noo the f*ckin' b*stard's deid!Haw Maw, Um just oan parole,An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee.... Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh,Never meant tae steal yer purse,But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'.Carry oot, carry oot!An we'll go oot oan the batter! Too late, the bailiff's here,Sends shivers doon ma spine,Gubbed 10 jellies just in time.Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go,Got tae go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme.Haw Maw, ooh oohooh oohI'm a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stocky Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 AMERICAN PIE.,. Long long time ago,I can still remember howThose weeji bampots made me laugh,And I know if I had a chanceTo see those Neds and Sengas dance,I'd laugh my arse off once again.'Cos don't they realise it's not clever,Drinking Buckfast doon the river,Tucked in trackie bottoms,They look just rotten!I can't remember if criedWhen I saw these bams in East Kilbride,But it ammused me deep inside,The day the mucker thrived!And they were singin'........Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie,Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high,Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly JulySingin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!""There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!"Did you write the book of shite"Can I borrow ten bob, gonnae gee'za light?"Bugger off yer full o' pish!Oh and do you belive in hard core techno?Huv ye gubbed 5 ectos fur a night at the Metro?A can you teach me how to speak reeeaaallll slow?!You can tell that she's in love wi' him,'Cos he's fae Ibrox and she's a Tim,They both kicked off their socksAnd those manky old Reeboks.He was a scrawny youth with a GAP pull over,A sovvy ring and a stolen Nova,They fell in love when he muff dove 'er,The day the muckers thrived....And they were singin'........Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie,Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high,Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly JulySingin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!""There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!"Now for ten years you've been on the dole,Hingin' aboot at the Paisley Toll,And that's just how it's always been.When the mucker screamed at the Polis van,In a coat he'd stolen fae TopMan,And a fag that came from you or me.But while the cop was looking dapper,The wee bam chibbed him on the napper,Dressed all in Kappa clobber,As he shouted, "suck ma dobber!".While wee Tam stole a shirt fae 'Mark's',And Boab slashed some in the park,They all buzzed petrol in the dark,The day the Mucker thrived....And they were singin'........Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie,Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high,Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly JulySingin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!""There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!"Helter Skelter, if the wean cries belt 'erWriting mentions on the old bus shelter,Eight days straight drinking Faaaaaaaaaast!Doin' six month for selling smack,The chip pan diet and the heart attackA night out at Archaos wi' the burd.The Sengas reek of cheap perfume,While name-tags jangle round the room,Each one grabs her geezzer,A fag and lemon Breezer.The lack of class is hard to hide,They cannae wait to get inside,A stair-heid winch and a door-way ride,That's how the Muckers thriveAnd they were singin'........Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie,Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high,Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly JulySingin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!""There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!"You'll see them in their usual places,With silly hats and ugly faces,Ootside the offy acting hard.So Shug be nimble, Shug be quick,And get an ounce of speed on tickThen cut it up and sell it to yer pals.All lined up ootside the "Paki's",A rainbow of exotic trackies,Giein' abuse tae grannies,Ya ####ed up bunch of fannies!And as the day turns in to night,The neds may gang up to start a fight,But on their own they're soft as shite!I've made a Mucker cry!And they were singin'........Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie,Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high,Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly JulySingin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!""There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!"(Slowly with feeling)I met a girl who sang 'The Sash'I asked about her pant moustache,But she just told me to off!I went down to the local chippy,Where the Neds hung out and the staff were nippy,And the muckers there harassed me for some fags.Baseball hats at stupid angles,The girls each wore three dozen bangles,Hair done up with scrunchies,Munching crisps and Crunchies.But the three meals they enjoy the most,Are chinky, chippy, beans on toast,Come Glasgow fair they hit the coast,The day the mucker thrivedAnd they were singin'........Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie,Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high,Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly JulySingin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!""There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I've seen similar to that but it was "the day the old firm tied" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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