Wibble

Me - apparently. Mind you, The UK will have merely a token presence if we - as I expect we will - opt to bomb the already ####ed Syria. Still, it will all help when we sit down to share the oil spoils. Cynic - me?

Parklife - probably.

Aye, pished, had a late drink and Margaret, who is a tidy burd after 35 years is in charge, so i"ll crack on and go for it - says it's bed time... Have you see how horny she is? - means it's bed time. So is it bed time? Nah... just feed the cats!!! It's bed time! xxx

Not an Issue - Here's tae us! Great night in Portugal! x

Donny if you met Orrloon - you'd kiss each over tae death!. Donny - Ya Africaaans - you'd get it, ya hot bitch! (Orraloon - nae chance - ay yankie doodle!!!) EEEEEk!

The world is full of wnakers... (sp) but the 'lost tribe of guid cnuts' are most of us - aye?

Where the fekkk have you been? You are as regular here as Haley's Comet! (Get a grip!!!) And get well soon!. x

Good man. A true friend.

Bairn - 18 - was taken in on a 999 on Thursday with A MASSIVE OVER NORMAL TEMP. - Caps - oops!) The prognosis was - initiallly - Meniningitis - we shat oorsel's! Computer said 'no' and they went for tonsilitis and she was discharged on Saturday... only to go dehydrated and fainting. Re-admitted on Sunday - BUPA - and found to be Glandular fever wiv massive dehidration... and on lines for rehydration, painkillers and liquid everything... Think yersel's lucky Scotland is better that this - private and public health -wise. Bairn is at home, trying to take fluids -no joke or I'll twat ye! She ate some soup, the night - I'm a happy daddy. xxx

Having a bad yin today - and It's St. Andrew's day tomorrow.

This! Never really been a fan of haggis but I was out in Grange-over-Sands (Cumbria) on Friday, and this looked the mutt's nuts - it was superb. (FTR: it may well have been Rover's gonads but it was nice all the same.)

I'm really thirsty and don't know where my next bottle of vodka is coming from - I like orange Jusoda too...

Who knows...? ;-)

Waitin' for pLOD!

I love you - and I'm your answer to the negativity you are embracing. This is the Tamb - the -splashers that inhabit their ain, wee world - (and we ken whae they are) - will use your post as a stick tae batter ye , wiv - the rest of us will just embrace your madness. God! I love you!!! Anyway... shut the up!!!

So, any real photies of the munter's tits in the bath? Desperate tae crack one out - c'mon... there is only god and that is errr... As wanking fodder goes... it ain't that good - IMHO! Been there, done that and fuqqem!

Aye, it delays the inevitible... for about 14 years!!! (Ma sac is heavier and full to bursting more than Santa's.)

Sour-berry is a walloper. Her lightweight performance on last night's QT - itself not always the most cerebral of pseudo-political forums - merely exposed how out of her depth she is. I shut my eyes at one point and I swear I could hear Thatcher - the split-arsed hoor. Anyway, this guy has had a bit of thing for the munter over the past few years, some of it is interesting, IM - not so H - opinion. http://caltonjock.com/2015/06/06/anna-shoots-herself-in-the-foot-soubry-another-tory-minister-who-needs-to-engage-her-brain-just-a-bit-more-before-speaking/comment-page-1/ Personally, I like the clip with this piece: http://politicalscrapbook.net/2015/02/c-word-row-mp-anna-soubry-on--useless-twattery-bollocks/

Problem is: the independent observers, reporters and non-combatants who may report factual accounts, tend to get captured by terrorists, and ultimately have their heads separated from their bodies. Who to believe - the ISIS media machine or their enemy's (us)?

I love you! (Mrs Wibble has returned, literally 30 seconds after I got the Dyson oot) and says she's missed me. Wait until I tell her I've joined a casino and splurged more money than I care to remember. Cut the membership card up - I won't be there agin... unless I reregister! Ha!!!!

Aye, and being an event remembering the dead, should - if the world was a decent place - folk wid try not to repeat the shite that saw so many humans die. But it won't - we, collectively learn fukkkkalll!

She's been here: pissed on the carpet, crapped all over the garden then fuqqed off... I hate these one-night-stands.

I responded to this before reading the latter posts - soz.

The thing is - and I could be wrong (again) - but a significant number of the Tamb community may have been to Paris, or are potentially likely to go to Paris with it being almost on our doorstep. I've been to Beruit -and I was at the (civil) wedding of ma mate Mo(hammad) - but I can't really identify with the people there. It's not that I don't care (about them), I just can't relate to them as neighbours or people I could meet any day of the week here in Manchester. Does that make sense? I don't believe anyone (sane) would dismiss mass murder as a fact of life and irrelevant.