Eisegerwind Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 (edited) So, you're doing a bit of shopping at the supermarket, diy store etc. You've selected your trolley and sweet, it's running smooth as silk. So you've got a nice downhill bit on the newly tarmacked car park or even, an in store empty aisle, are you going to give it a good hard shove, push down on the handle and wheeech along with your feet off the ground? I am, and I'm ancient, do I need help. Edited March 9, 2019 by Eisegerwind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Eisegerwind said: So, you're doing a bit of shopping at the supermarket, diy store etc. You've selected your trolley and sweet, it's running smooth as silk. So you've got a nice downhill bit on the newly tarmacked car park or even, an in store empty aisle, are you going to give it a good hard shove, push down on the handle and wheeech along with your feet off the ground? I am, and I'm ancient, do I need help. Of course I am. What a stupid fucking question 😂 I quite often find myself with the trolley and give the wife/son/daughter little warning as I let it go hurtling towards them and give a late warning of “catch” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Slightly different, my auld auntie was wheelchair bound and I would take her out a walk at the weekends. When we got to any wee hills I'd jump on the back of the wheelchair and let it go down the hill, used to scare the shit out of her 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 9, 2019 Author Share Posted March 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, bonzo said: Slightly different, my auld auntie was wheelchair bound and I would take her out a walk at the weekends. When we got to any wee hills I'd jump on the back of the wheelchair and let it go down the hill, used to scare the shit out of her 😂 Yeah, I can appreciate that, elderly aunties, walking, moral conscience, but it's not a supermarket trolley is it. 20 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Of course I am. What a stupid fucking question 😂 I quite often find myself with the trolley and give the wife/son/daughter little warning as I let it go hurtling towards them and give a late warning of “catch” Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eisegerwind said: Yeah, I can appreciate that, elderly aunties, walking, moral conscience, but it's not a supermarket trolley is it. That's why I said slightly different 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 39 minutes ago, bonzo said: Slightly different, my auld auntie was wheelchair bound and I would take her out a walk at the weekends. When we got to any wee hills I'd jump on the back of the wheelchair and let it go down the hill, used to scare the shit out of her 😂 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 9, 2019 Author Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 minute ago, bonzo said: That's why I said slightly different 😁. Yeah, but you know what happens if you don't keep the thread tight, before you know it we'll be debating Shamina Begums mothering skills or playing daft, type "black guy wheeching on a supermarket trolley" into google to see shocking result stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Mind years ago when you went into Presto and Willy Lows you’d have to push the trolley through a curtain thing with big red plastic flaps then you’d have to go through a turnstile thing to get the same trolley What was all that about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 9, 2019 Author Share Posted March 9, 2019 Just now, DoonTheSlope said: Mind years ago when you went into Presto and Willy Lows you’d have to push the trolley through a curtain thing with big red plastic flaps then you’d have to go through a turnstile thing to get the same trolley What was all that about? No idea , a sex dream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Why do some supermarkets have up signs saying that the trolleys won’t work if you take it out of the grounds? Do they think we’re fucking stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted March 9, 2019 Author Share Posted March 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Why do some supermarkets have up signs saying that the trolleys won’t work if you take it out of the grounds? Do they think we’re fucking stupid? Two possibilities 1. They won't 2.They do. 3. Have you tried to get a trolley in the back of the motor for some 'off piste' wheeching?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eisegerwind said: Two possibilities 1. They won't 2.They do. 3. Have you tried to get a trolley in the back of the motor for some 'off piste' wheeching?' Wheeching 😂😂 My work van is a transit custom, plenty room in there. You want one, I can steal to order, but you’ve got to give me the pound back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, dandydunn said: Why do some supermarkets have up signs saying that the trolleys won’t work if you take it out of the grounds? Do they think we’re fucking stupid? A bit off piste but when the 5p for a bag first came in Asda in Dundee put security tags on their baskets as the locals were fecking of with their stolen goods groceries in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mark frae Crieff said: A bit off piste but when the 5p for a bag first came in Asda in Dundee put security tags on their baskets as the locals were fecking of with their stolen goods groceries in them. 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 (edited) I was living in the East End of London when Tesco opened what was then one of the biggest supermarkets in Europe at Bromley-by-Bow, about 1/4 mile from me. I lived on a grim 1980s East End estate where nicked cars were left fairly frequently. When the supermarket opened, after the cars had been dumped, the youngsters would rip out seats & bits of the car, 'pimp' (probably not a word back then - at least not in this context) shopping trolleys they'd nicked & ride them around the estate. Edited March 10, 2019 by Huddersfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 On 3/9/2019 at 10:18 PM, Mark frae Crieff said: A bit off piste but when the 5p for a bag first came in Asda in Dundee put security tags on their baskets as the locals were fecking of with their stolen goods groceries in them. If thats the big Asda at the Strips of Craigie I’m not surprised. The shopping trolleys are much sought after amongst the local thief’s. Often later sold for several pounds on Gumtree and Auto Trader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I pass about 50 trolleys everyday during my cycle to work along the union canal towpath, they don’t float Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I think you Scotch cunts will find they are called shopping carts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 Pretty much peak trolley wheeching time. Lots of empty aisles, one way stuff. Pulled off some legendary moves in my local Asda today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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