Hercules Rockefeller Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 16 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: That can be the post-match version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 He's one of your own, he's one of your own, Russel Martin/Matt Ritchie/Chris Martin/James Morrison.... he's of your own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfathagiz Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 griff is f***ing magic He hiz a heid like thumb He wants to play for scotland But he is sitting on his bum He is a centre forward but he never gets a game cause strachan says heez to wee its a feckin shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 2 hours ago, bigfathagiz said: griff is f***ing magic He hiz a heid like thumb He wants to play for scotland But he is sitting on his bum He is a centre forward but he never gets a game cause strachan says heez to wee its a feckin shame. Like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R55-SHR Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Joe Hart ditty - To Head, shoulders, knees and toes: Head and shoulders lets in goals, lets in goals Head and shoulders lets in goals, lets in goals Aaannnnnnd we are gonnae wreck his Wembley posts Head and shoulders lets in goals, lets in goals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoreGuiness Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Very good shout bud, like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobster Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 On 23/10/2016 at 10:25 PM, iainmac1 said: When I saw this thread I was thinking who's going to be the numpty who posts up full song lyrics with chorus and verses...Bobster is the winner. We struggle sinigng small chants and whenever these threads pop up someone expects us to sing like 6 verses and choruses of a song! I suggested something simple before that was sung at Caley games in the past. It is to the tune of Auld Lang Syne and it is just 'Come on Scotland, come on Scotland, come on Scotland come on, come on Scotland, come on Scotland, come on Scotland come on...Come on Scotland...' You get the picture. Short, easy to learn and can loop round which is what you need in a chant. If we are singing songs then there are plenty of Scottish songs that are not hard to learn that we could easily sing. Scots Wae Hae is an easy one and would be good sung with flags and scarves in the air, especially at Wembley. When I wrote my post I was thinking who's going to be the numpty who thinks I'm being serious... iainmac1 is the winner. Did you no see the reference to TartanJon at the bottom? You've been on the board long enough to remember him. Mind you, I'd rather sing a whole Rick Astley album than some of the shite posted on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 On 10/24/2016 at 4:00 PM, Doric said: To the tune of Canna shuv yer granny aff a bus You can stick yer British Union up yer ar** I mind pumping that out in O' Neills in London near Kings Cross after we played Brazil. But the words were "Ye can stick yer Royal wedding up yer ar'se" The place was hoaching with Scots and hundreds were roaring it. It went on for ages. Then this auld woman came up to me, started shaking her stick in my face telling me I should be done with 'bloody treason'. She was going crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 15 minutes ago, Ormond said: I mind pumping that out in O' Neills in London near Kings Cross after we played Brazil. But the words were "Ye can stick yer Royal wedding up yer ar'se" The place was hoaching with Scots and hundreds were roaring it. It went on for ages. Then this auld woman came up to me, started shaking her stick in my face telling me I should be done with 'bloody treason'. She was going crazy! The royal wedding was an amazing weekend. Everybody on holiday, late licensing hours, I had a cracking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaid Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, deecie said: The royal wedding was an amazing weekend. Everybody on holiday, late licensing hours, I had a cracking time. Two double bank holidays one week after the other. I went to New York and Boston for 10 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aff2rehab Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 To the tune of the lion sleeps tonight (in the jungle) We are Scotland, We're Bonnie Scotland We're going to win away We are Scotland, We're Bonnie Scotland We're going to win away Aaaawwwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy We're going to win away We'll win away We'll win away We'll win away We'll win away We'll win away We'll win away We'll win away (then back to the start) We are Scotland , We're Bonnie Scotland We're going to win away......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 19 hours ago, Ormond said: I mind pumping that out in O' Neills in London near Kings Cross after we played Brazil. But the words were "Ye can stick yer Royal wedding up yer ar'se" The place was hoaching with Scots and hundreds were roaring it. It went on for ages. Then this auld woman came up to me, started shaking her stick in my face telling me I should be done with 'bloody treason'. She was going crazy! Was she a Scot or one of the locals ? Just before the wedding, A mate of mine got in trouble on the train when an auld boy overheard him making a joke about Wullie Windsor and Kate. The auld yin was red faced and totally fecking furious shouting "Ah'll huv ye know that's oor future king yir talking about there son !". We just laughed and he got off at Williamwood, still raging. He's probably dead now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak 47 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 A think Marie Osmond paper roses would be a good yin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 8 hours ago, ErsatzThistle said: Was she a Scot or one of the locals ? Just before the wedding, A mate of mine got in trouble on the train when an auld boy overheard him making a joke about Wullie Windsor and Kate. The auld yin was red faced and totally fecking furious shouting "Ah'll huv ye know that's oor future king yir talking about there son !". We just laughed and he got off at Williamwood, still raging. He's probably dead now. She was a local Londoner. Like an even older Babs Windsor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 A wee ditty I heard in Amsterdam on my first away trip To the tune of The Adams Family There's Sunday and there's Monday Theres Tuesday and there's Wednesday There's Thurdsay and there's Friday And then there's Saturday Days of the week (clap, clap) Days of the week (clap, clap) Days of the week x3 (clap, clap) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 1 hour ago, DoonTheSlope said: A wee ditty I heard in Amsterdam on my first away trip To the tune of The Adams Family There's Sunday and there's Monday Theres Tuesday and there's Wednesday There's Thurdsay and there's Friday And then there's Saturday Days of the week (clap, clap) Days of the week (clap, clap) Days of the week x3 (clap, clap) Sounds like our fixture calendar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 1 hour ago, DoonTheSlope said: A wee ditty I heard in Amsterdam on my first away trip To the tune of The Adams Family There's Sunday and there's Monday Theres Tuesday and there's Wednesday There's Thurdsay and there's Friday And then there's Saturday Days of the week (clap, clap) Days of the week (clap, clap) Days of the week x3 (clap, clap) Sounds like my Wife on her period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ankles Posted October 28, 2016 Author Share Posted October 28, 2016 Ideal for the quiet of half time...What's that coming over the hill, is it a peedo ?Is it a peedo? What's that coming over the hill, it's Jimmy Saville, it's Jimmy Saville There's only one Iketchi Anya, he loves chips and lasagne, walking in a Scottish Wonderland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris frae Killie Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 On 10/27/2016 at 0:17 PM, aff2rehab said: To the tune of the lion sleeps tonight (in the jungle) We are Scotland, We're Bonnie Scotland We're going to win away We are Scotland, We're Bonnie Scotland We're going to win away Aaaawwwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy We're going to win away We'll win away We'll win away We'll win away We'll win away We'll win away We'll win away We'll win away (then back to the start) We are Scotland , We're Bonnie Scotland We're going to win away......... This is good, easy and catchy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, ankles said: Ideal for the quiet of half time...What's that coming over the hill, is it a peedo ?Is it a peedo? What's that coming over the hill, it's Jimmy Saville, it's Jimmy Saville There's only one Iketchi Anya, he loves chips and lasagne, walking in a Scottish Wonderland Adam Johnson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angusfifer Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 1 hour ago, DoonTheSlope said: A wee ditty I heard in Amsterdam on my first away trip To the tune of The Adams Family There's Sunday and there's Monday Theres Tuesday and there's Wednesday There's Thurdsay and there's Friday And then there's Saturday Days of the week (clap, clap) Days of the week (clap, clap) Days of the week x3 (clap, clap) That's a belter!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Tune: Winter Wonderland Theres only one Adam Johnson Theres only one Adam Johnson A packet of sweets, a cheeky smile Johnson is a fûcking paedophile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarky1606 Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 2 hours ago, ankles said: Ideal for the quiet of half time...What's that coming over the hill, is it a peedo ?Is it a peedo? What's that coming over the hill, it's Jimmy Saville, it's Jimmy Saville There's only one Iketchi Anya, he loves chips and lasagne, ______ walking in a Scottish Wonderland He's from Castlemilk, he's full of silk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stocky Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Iketchi Anya song should replace the Christian Dailly song. Bring it up to date.. And the fact that he has let his hair grow back again the curly hair line is even more suited.... # Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarky1606 Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 14 minutes ago, stocky said: Iketchi Anya song should replace the Christian Dailly song. Bring it up to date.. And the fact that he has let his hair grow back again the curly hair line is even more suited.... # I want afro hair too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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