dandydunn Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 My missus,whilst cleaning out the cupboard,has just told me it's time for my football boots to go to the boot locker in the sky. How do I tell her that she has to leave?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Put the boots on and administer a swift kick to her bahookie. Message received and problem solved simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 My missus,whilst cleaning out the cupboard,has just told me it's time for my football boots to go to the boot locker in the sky. How do I tell her that she has to leave?? You mean give her the boot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Fair's fair. Turf out her high-heels and Ugg boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 You are old. She is right. Move on, man up, boo hoo. Not really her fault that you now have chocolate knees/ankles etc, now is it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted September 24, 2015 Author Share Posted September 24, 2015 They're practically new too....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 start wearing them round the house whilst shouting 'look i do get use out of them' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 They're practically new too....... Maybe she has realised red studs is only for duds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHTOWER 1314 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 HIDE THEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcat Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 i've been retiring since I was 32 - and that was back in 1999 - but the missus knows that when i go out and buy a brand new pair of boots in early July off season that another season is defo on the cards. I'd say let her chuck them out and have her wee moment - then go out and buy a brand new pair - 1-1 & she should get the message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted September 24, 2015 Author Share Posted September 24, 2015 i've been retiring since I was 32 - and that was back in 1999 - but the missus knows that when i go out and buy a brand new pair of boots in early July off season that another season is defo on the cards. I'd say let her chuck them out and have her wee moment - then go out and buy a brand new pair - 1-1 & she should get the message. I haven't worn them in about 6 years,they're there,just in case....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 There's a joke in there somewhere about telling your missus "when she said you were to throw out the old boot you thought she meant....." but I can't quite get it to the punchline.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 why don't you donate them to the Scottish football museum at hampden park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I still pine for my Puma 'Kenny Dalglish'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 My missus,whilst cleaning out the cupboard,has just told me it's time for my football boots to go to the boot locker in the sky. How do I tell her that she has to leave?? How do her farts smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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