WCTA Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Turned up to start a job this morning. Shambles of a madhoose. Clutter everywhere. As I stood taking down pictures, curtains, blinds, etc, the guy, same age as me was standing in the bathroom with a fucking hairdryer for his hair. HIS hair! 😫 What is an acceptable cut-off for where men should draw the line when grooming? I will admit, I had a chuckle thinking of one poster on here who would’ve died of shock witnessing this guy this morning. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 Or should we embrace it in the new LGBT age? 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan_McCole Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, WCTA said: Turned up to start a job this morning. Shambles of a madhoose. Clutter everywhere. As I stood taking down pictures, curtains, blinds, etc, the guy, same age as me was standing in the bathroom with a fucking hairdryer for his hair. HIS hair! 😫 What is an acceptable cut-off for where men should draw the line when grooming? I will admit, I had a chuckle thinking of one poster on here who would’ve died of shock witnessing this guy this morning. 😆 What else would you use a hairdryer on?! Anyway, I'll use a hairdryer if I'm in a rush. These luscious locks don't tame themselves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I got it tight on a work night out because I admitted to what I later learned was “manscaping” Never owned a hairdryer though. Try and keep the beard decent because I’d look homeless if I didn’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan_McCole Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Just now, ParisInAKilt said: I got it tight on a work night out because I admitted to what I later learned was “manscaping” It's not a proper work night out until somebody starts talking about shaving their pubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Tartan_McCole said: What else would you use a hairdryer on?! Anyway, I'll use a hairdryer if I'm in a rush. These luscious locks don't tame themselves! Beards apparently. According to a YouTube video I watched recently. All seems like too much effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Tartan_McCole said: It's not a proper work night out until somebody starts talking about shaving their pubes. They only asked how the morning shift was as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 My mate went to his GP because he used to sweat really bad, GP recommend this roll on that would help and tells him to shave his pits before applying it. He’s best man at a wedding, so him and the groom do what the doctor says. Turns out you don’t apply it to recently shaved or broken skin. Wasn’t until minutes before the ceremony did it start burning 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 13 minutes ago, WCTA said: Turned up to start a job this morning. Shambles of a madhoose. Clutter everywhere. As I stood taking down pictures, curtains, blinds, etc, the guy, same age as me was standing in the bathroom with a fucking hairdryer for his hair. HIS hair! 😫 What is an acceptable cut-off for where men should draw the line when grooming? I will admit, I had a chuckle thinking of one poster on here who would’ve died of shock witnessing this guy this morning. 😆 Given the many, many pictures of yourself you've posted recently there's no way you're not using a hair dryer on that barnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 9 minutes ago, ParisInAKilt said: I got it tight on a work night out because I admitted to what I later learned was “manscaping” Never owned a hairdryer though. Try and keep the beard decent because I’d look homeless if I didn’t. I give my neck a shave for fear of ending up looking like @WillfaeSwindon. 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 Just now, Fairbairn said: Given the many, many pictures of yourself you've posted recently there's no way you're not using a hair dryer on that barnet. I’d absolutely love a tiny bit of a barnet on my bald bonce. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, WCTA said: I’d absolutely love a tiny bit of a barnet on my bald bonce. 😆 You’re bald? Explains a lot ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, ParisInAKilt said: You’re bald? Explains a lot ... Not smooth bald but stubbly. Every folicle is active...... the cunts are just a wee bit slow in growing as I age. 🙈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 It works best when you have a group of you working on it together. Google "grooming gangs near me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Huddersfield said: It works best when you have a group of you working on it together. Google "grooming gangs near me". 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, WCTA said: Not smooth bald but stubbly. Every folicle is active...... the cunts are just a wee bit slow in growing as I age. 🙈 There’s always options Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 Just now, ParisInAKilt said: There’s always options Ever been through Istanbul watching all the UK cunts with their cheap knock off Turkish thatches like that? Hunners of the cunts. 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Barry Bannan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, Fairbairn said: Given the many, many pictures of yourself you've posted recently there's no way you're not using a hair dryer on that barnet. I've just realised that I genuinely got Ormond and Ramy mixed up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParisInAKilt Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Fairbairn said: I've just realised that I genuinely got Ormond and Ramy mixed up!! 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Fairbairn said: I've just realised that I genuinely got Ormond and Ramy mixed up!! I wondered but put it down to your humour. 😄 The difference is, Ramy posts his shite when he’s sober. 😆 Edited February 28, 2020 by WCTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Fairbairn said: I've just realised that I genuinely got Ormond and Ramy mixed up!! Easy done. Same person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Just now, WCTA said: I wondered but put it down to your humour. 😄 Your avatar is quite appropriate in this instance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCTA Posted February 28, 2020 Author Share Posted February 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Fairbairn said: Your avatar is quite appropriate in this instance! One of my dugs is the double of this dug tae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I applied Veet to my arse once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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