fringo Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Thought I'd start a festive joke thread..............so feel free to join in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Last Christmas Stevie Wonder was given a cheese grater, he said it was the worst book he's ever read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 That's the last time I ever do my Christmas shopping from Amazon. I ordered four kindles and they've gone and sent me the Two Ronnies DVD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Paul McCartney once bought his ex-wife a new prosthetic leg. It wasn't her main gift, it was just a stocking filler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 What does a Chinese Protestant use to make his Christmas dinner? An orange wok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Whatever happened to Harry the brown nosed reindeer? He looked like Rudolph and all the reindeers and was just as fast but he just wasn't very good at stopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 13, 2017 Author Share Posted December 13, 2017 44 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: That's the last time I ever do my Christmas shopping from Amazon. I ordered four kindles and they've gone and sent me the Two Ronnies DVD I'm knicking that one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 13, 2017 Author Share Posted December 13, 2017 35 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: Whatever happened to Harry the brown nosed reindeer? He looked like Rudolph and all the reindeers and was just as fast but he just wasn't very good at stopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Where's Flure ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 hour ago, fringo said: Where's Flure ? I think he's got a seasonal job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Orraloon said: I think he's got a seasonal job. If he's Santa, does that make his butler a subordinate Claus ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, fringo said: If he's Santa, does that make his butler a subordinate Claus ? Santa is always a grumpy fuker. Flure is far too jolly for that. He has got the Rangers job. He won't last more than a season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? Because he has private elf care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 8 hours ago, Mark frae Crieff said: My favourite every year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 30 Santas standing in a row. Which one is gay ? Claus 28. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 On 12/14/2017 at 10:52 PM, Mindimoo said: My favourite every year! Takes the surprise out of it, but at least folk know what to get you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Scotty CTA said: Takes the surprise out of it, but at least folk know what to get you. Batteries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SMcoolJ Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Got a Christmas card full of rice today, i think it was from my uncle Ben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMcoolJ Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 What keeps Spain from buying matching socks at Christmas? Matalan Separatists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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