DoonTheSlope Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: When 'equity release calculator' and 'cheap coal' ads pop up every 2 fookin minutes . I'm getting Halloween dating sites popping up on here. If I went and met a wee tidy while wearing a scream or Chucky mask I'd get put on the register Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 6 hours ago, bonzo said: Even worse, when he asks you why are you here. fcker, I just spat out my drink at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 When a friends mum passes away, you send a card then six months later you ask her how her mum is keeping . Not my finest hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Earlier today I was in Sainsbury's doing the messages and picked up a packet of white chocolate chip cookies then put them back and took a packet of oatmeal & raisin instead 👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: Earlier today I was in Sainsbury's doing the messages and picked up a packet of white chocolate chip cookies then put them back and took a packet of oatmeal & raisin instead 👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻 Abernethy is the tipping point. Be careful out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Abernethy is the tipping point. Be careful out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobster Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: which film, I am still on the look out for a decent mattress.? I didn’t get as far as the titles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: Scotch Abernethy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ormond said: Scotch Abernethy. Thanks for adding some clarity into proceedings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flumax Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 ..... When you think blankety blank ended with Les Dawson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Bobster said: when you're watching a porno and think, that's a nice bed. When your idea of a porno is a scud book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: Thanks for adding some clarity into proceedings 🙄 You are no fooling anyone.... I am telling you, Abernethys , Sunday Post and Peoples Friend magazine. The future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 20 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: 🙄 You are no fooling anyone.... I am telling you, Abernethys , Sunday Post and Peoples Friend magazine. The future. I used to deliver the people's friend and that paper that was thicker than Chinese phone book, I'm sure they used to just order it to see me struggle I'm old enough to remember getting sent to the shops on a Saturday night for a pink, being in school on a Friday afternoon and I'm also old enough to remember when a black man was merely a form of confectionery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 How old were we all when we found our first grey pube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 minute ago, DoonTheSlope said: How old were we all when we found our first grey pube? 7, it was in my mince at tatties, probably my maws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, bonzo said: 7, it was in my mince at tatties, probably my maws. FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 42 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: How old were we all when we found our first grey pube? Hopefully never. The only upside of having red hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 41 minutes ago, bonzo said: 7, it was in my mince at tatties, probably my maws. 😂 it takes some amount of doing to make Ormond choke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topcat Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 10 hours ago, Bobster said: ...Your barber asks if you want your eyebrows trimming ... when you don't bother going to the barber anymore as the hair that should be on you fkin head is now growing out of every other orifice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daviebee Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 When a 30 year-old - a fkin 30 year-old - says, "I've heard a lot about that Archie Gemmill goal but never seen it. Was it really that good?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: 😂 it takes some amount of doing to make Ormond choke. Oooh matron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: Hopefully never. The only upside of having red hair. Erchie Macpherson wig doon there, huv ye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 14 hours ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: You know when your getting old when filling in an on-line application and you have to scroll down to find the year you were born....... Or really old when you just scroll straight to the bottom & start working upwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee- Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 20 hours ago, Fairbairn said: You know you're getting old when the lassie that sits next to you at work was born after you started working there. Or your the same age as her Gran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larky Masher Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 14 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: I used to deliver the people's friend and that paper that was thicker than Chinese phone book, I'm sure they used to just order it to see me struggle I'm old enough to remember getting sent to the shops on a Saturday night for a pink, being in school on a Friday afternoon and I'm also old enough to remember when a black man was merely a form of confectionery And going out to the Tally van wasn't racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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