Ally Bongo Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bino's said: imagine what the national outpouring of grief will be like when the queen goes It's frightening Actually hoping she hangs on now http://uk.businessinsider.com/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-ii-dies-britain-king-charles-2016-12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exile Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Ally Bongo said: It's frightening Actually hoping she hangs on now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ormond said: Oh aye. I'm spending the next 4 days praying it's that cow. And as a Brucie bonus the Daily Mail will close down for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Having a bad doughnut habit is worse than a bad drinking habit. I know a few 80 year old piss heads but zero 80 year old fatties, as they all die. So you need to go on the offensive, point out that being a fat arse is statistically far worse than being a borderline pisshead. I would maybe add at the end of your presentation... "So fingerpoint that up your ass you judgemental cow". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 13 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: It's frightening Actually hoping she hangs on now http://uk.businessinsider.com/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-ii-dies-britain-king-charles-2016-12 In the name of f*ck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 13 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: It's frightening Actually hoping she hangs on now http://uk.businessinsider.com/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-ii-dies-britain-king-charles-2016-12 Whatever happened to Keep Calm and Carry On ? Is that another fookin lie they sold us ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, thplinth said: Having a bad doughnut habit is worse than a bad drinking habit. I know a few 80 year old piss heads but zero 80 year old fatties, as they all die. So you need to go on the offensive, point out that being a fat arse is statistically far worse than being a borderline pisshead. I would maybe add at the end of your presentation... "So fingerpoint that up your ass you judgemental cow". I'm off for a Guinness or two just now so I'll get brave as after and show her this then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 20 minutes ago, Ormond said: By oor standards she's a bigger lassie. By Yank standards, she's healthy. I'm guessing that she disnae read the TAMB, otherwise you might not see next year, never mind 2033. Unless 2033 means just after half past eight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bino's Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Whatever happened to Keep Calm and Carry On ? Is that another fookin lie they sold us ? anyone who doesn't participate in the outpouring will become a pariah the family themselves granted it will be a tough time for them for a few days, like any family who loses the 90 year old granny but that article probably doesn't even scratch the surface of what it'll be like in another way, might have to go underground myself that month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Orraloon said: I'm guessing that she disnae read the TAMB, otherwise you might not see next year, never mind 2033. Unless 2033 means just after half past eight? She knows I'm on it but she doesn't know my username. Although, it wouldn't be too hard to figure out. She's actually one of the very few cvnts over here I know who isn't stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Ormond said: She knows I'm on it but she doesn't know my username. Although, it wouldn't be too hard to figure out. She's actually one of the very few cvnts over here I know who isn't stupid. There is no way she could guess who you are. It's not like you ever mention that you live in Chicago or anything like that. You'd better get a few quick pints doon yer neck. You haven't got long to go until half part eight. What time zone are you in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flumax Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 57 minutes ago, Ally Bongo said: It's frightening Actually hoping she hangs on now http://uk.businessinsider.com/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-ii-dies-britain-king-charles-2016-12 significant and material change in circumstances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Ormond said: Oh aye. I'm spending the next 4 days praying it's that cow. An auld woman born into a position not of her choice. Get a grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Eisegerwind said: An auld woman born into a position not of her choice. Get a grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Eisegerwind said: An auld woman born into a position not of her choice. Get a grip. Duly noted Mr. Subserviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I'm subserviant to no one, god,queen or country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Eisegerwind said: I'm subserviant to no one, god,queen or country. I must've missed all those times she chose to abdicate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I'd suggest if you'd like to see the abolition of the monarchy, that calling it's present head a 'cow' and advertising your celebratory plans on her demise is a bit counterproductive. It'll be the 'curry joke' next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 All you bangers and flamgers wishing a 90 year old woman dead do realise that Princess Leia is not going to take over the throne anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, neil r said: All you bangers and flamgers wishing a 90 year old woman dead do realise that Princess Leia is not going to take over the throne anymore? Neither is Prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil r Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, northernscum said: Neither is Prince. Nor Paul Daniels. "The reaper" got him too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Eisegerwind said: I'd suggest if you'd like to see the abolition of the monarchy, that calling it's present head a 'cow' and advertising your celebratory plans on her demise is a bit counterproductive. It'll be the 'curry joke' next. I'm sorry. I left my 'show respect' for a scrounging bitch hat in the house. Edited December 27, 2016 by Ormond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisegerwind Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 21 minutes ago, neil r said: All you bangers and flamgers wishing a 90 year old woman dead do realise that Princess Leia is not going to take over the throne anymore? Sorry, forgot this was a Leia thread, anyway, woockie,Leia,dribb. ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 27, 2016 Author Share Posted December 27, 2016 Apparently I have to stop referring to the queen as "a cow". A certain Mod has asked me not to. Hunbelievable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ormond said: Apparently I have to stop referring to the queen as "a cow". A certain Mod has asked me not to. Hunbelievable! Aye, quite bloody right too.....cow's are lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.