TartanJon Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 My bank card has taken a bigger battering today than Katie Price's ring piece You might need to have a whip round troops so I can get some Heath Ledgers & a bag of beak to party through the festive period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 set up a gofundme and i'll see what i can do for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Yes please. I accept cash, cheques or casual sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TartanJon Posted December 17, 2015 Author Share Posted December 17, 2015 Yes please. I accept cash, cheques or casual sex. All three would do me TBH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thplinth Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 As bad it gets I find it hard to believe anything has taken a bigger battering than Katie Price's arsheole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 As bad it gets I find it hard to believe anything has taken a bigger battering than Katie Price's arsheole. Freddie Mercurys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacWalka Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Freddie Mercurys?He was a giver not a taker. Very gentle too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Freddie Mercurys?joanna lumley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TartanJon Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 Another few hundred spent again ffs I was in Debenhams buying my missus perfume and I asked about this wanky Scandinavian revitalise shit,even though it said Copenhagen on the bottle the burd said this stuff is from Sweden.I didn't have the heart to correct her because I was looking at her massive tits. FTR Copenhagen is the capital of Norway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TartanJon Posted December 18, 2015 Author Share Posted December 18, 2015 Oh and good to catch up with Flora & Charlie Endell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 Another few hundred spent again ffs I was in Debenhams buying my missus perfume and I asked about this wanky Scandinavian revitalise shit,even though it said Copenhagen on the bottle the burd said this stuff is from Sweden.I didn't have the heart to correct her because I was looking at her massive tits. FTR Copenhagen is the capital of Norway How can a German City be the capital of Norway? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 How can a German City be the capital of Norway? Idiot. Empires and that, innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroysboy Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 My bank card has taken a bigger battering today than Katie Price's ring piece . Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 joanna lumley? How the feck does J. Lumley get involved wi Jon's spending spree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 Absolutely ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 How the feck does J. Lumley get involved wi Jon's spending spree?was thinking more along the lines of the battered ring piece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted December 19, 2015 Share Posted December 19, 2015 "AYO GORKHALI" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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