DoonTheSlope Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 (edited) It's that time of year again that all the old sweetie wife's in the office live for, the same shiftless old b'astards who love nothing more than it being somebody's birthday or a leaving doo so they can run about getting leaving/birthday cards signed by everyone, not to mentioned half a morning away for the trip to the card factory 3 stops away on the bus. Funny how they always come back eyes glazed and on top of the world eh They'll be in the Store first thing buying some cheap arsed shitey crispy cakes ready to flog for 50p a go and no doubt been boring the pants aff you for weeks during "team huddles" for any old bottles or donations so they can spend all day away from doing their actual job just to organise a fcukin tombola and raffle. Be strong folks. JUST SAY NO! Lazy old kuntz. Nothing more, nothing less Edited November 12, 2015 by DoonTheSlope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Quite an accurate description! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 08:37hrs and I've already had a collection tin up my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolhibby Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 (edited) Just dropped the kids off at school. £3 lighter. On the plus side, managed to shift some shite for the raffle. J Edited November 13, 2015 by Bristolhibby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartanhibee Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 £1 each for my 2 so they can dress down whatever that means at school. Couple pound each for raffle and cake stall. A £5 last night for a donation on my phone something on the 1 show. So £10 so far and counting as I doubt I'll get through the rest of the day without giving again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 £1 to dress down on a Friday when most places have dress down on Fridays anyway. It's a scam I tell yae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Jesus you're a right charitable bunch on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartanhibee Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Jesus you're a right charitable bunch on here. Looks like the hibees have turned a corner and are no longer charity cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Office is having a Children in Need 'fun day' - you know anything described as 'fun' most certainly won't be. I might have a hot dog though (pound a pop). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Killie Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Just dropped the kids off at school. £3 lighter. On the plus side, managed to shift some shite for the raffle. J We had a similar morning J, I dropped mine off at the pool. 3lb lighter. Shifted some during the process too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Office is having a Children in Need 'fun day' - you know anything described as 'fun' most certainly won't be. I might have a hot dog though (pound a pop). Ach, you've only got 3 hours until Pudsy Agnew serves you in the Horseshoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus_Young Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Jesus you're a right charitable bunch on here. Being Bears we are much more charitable. We just give oot money away. In fact we are even nice enough to give other folks money away, that's what a good lot we are..... Agree with OP. When I worked in an office we got the same pish. Just off and gies peace ya foosty auld bat!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Ach, you've only got 3 hours until Pudsy Agnew serves you in the Horseshoe. 'Head of Underwriting' is off today, so an extended lunch will be in order - who says Friday 13th is unlucky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Just went into a baker. Lassie behind the counter "Would you like a pudsey cake?" Me: "no" Lassie: "well would you like to donate for one and not take it?" Me: "no" Lassie: "you're not very charitable now,are you?" Me: "no" Rest of shop looks at me like I'm an utter . I don't care one bit. My rolls were fine too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khana Lagur Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 It's days like this I'm glad I don't have a job and don't need anything from the shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 CIN are the biggest funder of the charity I manage so I see the difference the appeal makes to people. I never watch the shite on telly as I can't think of anything worse than a bunch of tax dodging celebrities trying to muscle in on the act with their cringey sketches but the charity itself definitely gets a big thumbs up from me. Been on funding courses with them and met other projects that are doing similar work to ourselves, money going to a lot of good causes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Ill be donating my money to the bookies, CIN can use terrys money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 08:37hrs and I've already had a collection tin up my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 08:37hrs and I've already had a collection tin up my arse. I thought a bath full of baked beans was too far.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donaldo87 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Not a peep of it so far in the office at its 11am Maybe they forgot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Two hotdogs purchased, so that's my contribution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potted Heid Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Worst day of the year...'slebs' pissing about trying to promote themselves behind a thin veneer of charity work. And don't get me started on Christmas...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 Just went into a baker. Lassie behind the counter "Would you like a pudsey cake?" Me: "no" Lassie: "well would you like to donate for one and not take it?" Me: "no" Lassie: "you're not very charitable now,are you?" Me: "no" Rest of shop looks at me like I'm an utter ######. I don't care one bit. My rolls were fine too. Well done my friend. This is a man with backbone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotunited Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Donate to children in need ? No thanks, my children need new shoes, so I will just cut out the middleman thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Not just work. Don't forget that tonight for your viewing pleasure, if you so choose, you can have heartbreaking stories rammed down your throat every two minutes, interspersed with the hilarious antics of Joe Schmoe from Redruth being wheeled around the town centre in a bath full of frog spawn or the like. Cannae wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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