Porridge Oats Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) Well well well It appears that being a Celtic fan, who doesn't bend over and let the anti Celtic wanks have the run of the board, is still outlawed on here. We will not be silenced, no matter how many times you try. Regards Port Glasgow Bhoy. UTLR Edited February 28, 2015 by Porridge Oats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Are you as bold in real life as you are on here Kenneth? In real life ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) To be fair he just came out and admitted it though, rather than lie about a twitter account then ventually 'fess up. I guess we're all discovering some human failings, if only it would draw us closer together. Edited February 28, 2015 by phart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred_Zeppelin Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 imagine telling a whole message board full of strangers you were a grass over and over in a series of posts.Just imagine doing something like that.On a Saturday night. Imagine reporting a vile individual thinking that the mods would treat your complaint anonymously and fairly and finding out that not only did they "forget" about the complaint but that they also told the person you complained about so he could gloat about it on another web service (twitter). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 In real life ? It's a term for outside the internet, all the younger folk use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porridge Oats Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 In real life ? Glad you're on tonight, could you please refrain from bad mouthing me when you know I have no way to reply please jock? Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Glad you're on tonight, could you please refrain from bad mouthing me when you know I have no way to reply please jock? Cheers. Fvck me,what's going in now? I must've missed an episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) Well well well It appears that being a Celtic fan, who doesn't bend over and let the anti Celtic wanks have the run of the board, is still outlawed on here. We will not be silenced, no matter how many times you try. Regards Port Glasgow Bhoy. UTLR ####in hell, this is getting more surreal by the minute... Edited February 28, 2015 by redstevie007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porridge Oats Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 (edited) In real life ?It means outside of the message board. I hope that in "real life" you aren't as much of a desperate as you come across on here. It's ok to disagree with people sometomes you know. You don't always have to suck strangers off in the hope that you meet up some day and they become your friend Edited February 28, 2015 by Porridge Oats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 ####in hell, this is getting more surreal by the minute... I saw it before he edited in all the rest i was going to accuse you of putting that in, then i went back and checked first lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 flip me,what's going in now? I must've missed an episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Nice move the mods can't ban you without breaking cover for ek-celt. A mexican stand off if i ever saw one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred_Zeppelin Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Nice move the mods can't ban you without breaking cover for ek-celt. A mexican stand off if i ever saw one. I concur. Smart cookie. *hits F5* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Nice move the mods can't ban you without breaking cover for ek-celt. A mexican stand off if i ever saw one. Or is it........................ Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... “Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I is sure of eet.” “Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee.” So with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There’s raw bacon, dripping with moisture… fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon - every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine! “Pepe, Pepe - we ees saved - eees a bacon tree!” “Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don’ forget.” “Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon? Ees no meerage - ees a bacon tree.” And with that, Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres - Pepe following closely behind - when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. “Pepe, go back man - you was right, ees not a bacon tree.” “Luis, Luis, mi amigo… what ees eet?” “Pepe, ees not a bacon tree… ees a Ham Bush.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Nice move the mods can't ban you without breaking cover for ek-celt. A mexican stand off if i ever saw one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred_Zeppelin Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Or is it........................ Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... “Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I is sure of eet.” “Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee.” So with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There’s raw bacon, dripping with moisture… fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon - every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine! “Pepe, Pepe - we ees saved - eees a bacon tree!” “Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don’ forget.” “Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon? Ees no meerage - ees a bacon tree.” And with that, Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres - Pepe following closely behind - when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. “Pepe, go back man - you was right, ees not a bacon tree.” “Luis, Luis, mi amigo… what ees eet?” “Pepe, ees not a bacon tree… ees a Ham Bush.” I did consider this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernscum Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Or is it........................ Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... “Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I is sure of eet.” “Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee.” So with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There’s raw bacon, dripping with moisture… fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon - every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine! “Pepe, Pepe - we ees saved - eees a bacon tree!” “Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don’ forget.” “Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon? Ees no meerage - ees a bacon tree.” And with that, Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres - Pepe following closely behind - when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. “Pepe, go back man - you was right, ees not a bacon tree.” “Luis, Luis, mi amigo… what ees eet?” “Pepe, ees not a bacon tree… ees a Ham Bush.” No use trying to introduce humour to the thread, Fringo. There are far too many very angry men on here. It's compelling stuff, 100% cringing but 100% hilarious (in a point and laugh kind of way)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 I did consider this. I was only joking. No idea what's going on especially now with the PGB post ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 This place just gets worse. It's getting like Rangers Media right enough. I hope we fekking slaughter you kvnts tomorrow. Irony alert... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 No use trying to introduce humour to the thread, Fringo. There are far too many very angry men on here. It's compelling stuff, 100% cringing but 100% hilarious (in a point and laugh kind of way)! Humour usually helps - especially bad jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Or is it........................ Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I is sure of eet. Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee. So with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. Theres raw bacon, dripping with moisture fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon - every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine! Pepe, Pepe - we ees saved - eees a bacon tree! Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don forget. Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon? Ees no meerage - ees a bacon tree. And with that, Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres - Pepe following closely behind - when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. Pepe, go back man - you was right, ees not a bacon tree. Luis, Luis, mi amigo what ees eet? Pepe, ees not a bacon tree ees a Ham Bush. Youve used the wrong log in again Flure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred_Zeppelin Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Irony alert... Alaniss Morrisette you ain't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Youve used the wrong log in again Flure. I'm sure you've inadvertently insulted Flure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Humour usually helps - especially bad jokes. Donny, myself, dandy and tartanjon have all laughed in the last 2 pages to jokes, some folk just have far too much attachment to their own narratives to let the facts get in the way. Not you , i'm disagreeing with northernscums assertion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Donny, myself, dandy and tartanjon have all laughed in the last 2 pages to jokes, some folk just have far too much attachment to their own narratives to let the facts get in the way. Not you , i'm disagreeing with northernscums assertion. I'm more concerned by dandydunn's lack of apostrophes - "youve" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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