Flora MaDonald Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 As if falling in the door head first with a knocked-off salmon wisna good enough, I've now dropped a snout on her lounge carpet. Is this repairable, or new carpet job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 You're more than making up for Wibbles absence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamia Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Think this might be the last we hear from Flora RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred_Zeppelin Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I had a mate who went home pished after a bad day at the golf and, since no-one else was in, proceeded to practice his chip shots. Five minutes later he was phoning about trying to get advice about repairing the divot he took out the living room carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty CTA Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 As if falling in the door head first with a knocked-off salmon wisna good enough, I've now dropped a snout on her lounge carpet. Is this repairable, or new carpet job? The Kickin' (part 2). Anyway, carpet tiles are the way to go. If you ruin a part of the carpet, then just replace that part... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I burnt a hole in my mums carpet. (Using a hair dryer to get a cracked screen off an iphone) Insurance got her a new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exglasgowasc Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Just buy her something nice when you're in Geneva today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 buy an occasional table and put it over the hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parklife Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Is Flora a real person? This much weird shit couldn't possibly happen to just one man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Think about his poor wee mammy having to put up with his nonsense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antidote Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 A good carpet fitter will cut the burn out and glue a patch back in if you have any spare carpet knocking around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Be a true Brit with true grit, own up and take your punishment like a man That's the stuff an empire was built on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 I've never seen a 74 year auld Wifie go as mental as this. FFS you'd think she made the thing. Try your best and bring her in a good bit of salmon and this is what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHTOWER 1314 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Was it tinned salmon ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 Was it tinned salmon ? Naw. Full Fash. Eyes an a thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86glebestreet Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 The Kickin' (part 2). Anyway, carpet tiles are the way to go. If you ruin a part of the carpet, then just replace that part... And you can play draughts without a board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in5omniac Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 And you can play draughts without a board or you could fashion the squares into different words, shapes or patterns if you got bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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