Flora MaDonald Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Now the proud owner of a cut, black eye, thanks tae my maw. As if bringing her a salmon wisna good enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekfaejapan Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 Fell in the door pished, and was assaulted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekfaejapan Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 That explains it better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return of Yermaw Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 And if you come hame in that nick again it will be more than a black eye I'll be giving you...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroysboy Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Attacked with a fish slice once, straight to A and E for some stitches. It.wasn't pretty. Sh@t happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunchy Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Ma maw chased me with a rolling pin once. Straight out the door and down the street. Could hardly run through laughing lol. She only stopped chasing me when she got to a pair of old lady's on there way back from church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilser Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Ma maw chased me with a rolling pin once. Straight out the door and down the street. I've only ever seen that in the Beano. Three questions: Was she wearing baffies and an apron? Were her sleeves rolled up? Had you stolen a freshly baked pie that she'd left on an open windowsill to cool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 I've only ever seen that in the Beano. Three questions: Was she wearing baffies and an apron? Were her sleeves rolled up? Had you stolen a freshly baked pie that she'd left on an open windowsill to cool? I'll answer my assault: Baffies, nae apron Yes Nae pie involvement The glazier's coming roon in an hour to fix the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpyauldgit Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Nice to see a thread about the good old days, when hitting misbehaving weans was allowed, and not called child abuse. Many's the time I would get a skelp in the heid aff my maw, and told "I don't care how wet it is your still going to school", or booted up the erse aff my dad for being a wee scumbag (which I was at times), these days some do gooder would be phoning the Polis to report them, but back then it was called strict parenting, and I don't think it did me any harm, (However the psychological harm, my father inflicted upon me, when he bought me my first season ticket, to watch Rangers in the early 80's, has scared me for life) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted December 23, 2014 Author Share Posted December 23, 2014 I better point oot I'm 41, before Rantzen chaps the door (fit's left of it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bannannan Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 six of the belt and all that,best years of my life.Brilliant teachers taking the football on Saturday mornings.Was simply great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I always bring up the time, my mother tried to hit me with sweeping brush - again didnt help at time i was laughing - she is only about 5 foot 2 - reminds of the time she took the sulk and drove off to her mothers (circa 78) cos us kids and my dad wouldnt let her watch the Sound of Music on TV - cant remember what we wanted to watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) I always bring up the time, my mother tried to hit me with sweeping brush - again didnt help at time i was laughing - she is only about 5 foot 2 - reminds of the time she took the sulk and drove off to her mothers (circa 78) cos us kids and my dad wouldnt let her watch the Sound of Music on TV - cant remember what we wanted to watch That was very cruel - cooked, cleaned, washed and ironed for you and you wouldn't even let her watch the Sound of Music! Edited December 23, 2014 by Charlie Endell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 can remember clearly the first time my mum heard me swearing at 10 years old. I got a proper trousers down, bare arse belting with my dads belt. Stung like a flipping bunny rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 That was very cruel - cooked, cleaned, washed and ironed for you and you wouldn't even let her watch the Sound of Music! nay enough washing and ironing :-) admittedly was 8 at time, but how we laughed when she drove off with a soft tyre on the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunchy Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I've only ever seen that in the Beano. Three questions: Was she wearing baffies and an apron? Were her sleeves rolled up? Had you stolen a freshly baked pie that she'd left on an open windowsill to cool? No baffies but did have an apron on, na she had a t-shirt on and no the apple pie was still in the oven lol. Think I had been taking the proverbial and pushed it to far. We still have a good laugh about it today was one of those moments in a family that will always be remembered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Ma mum wasn't too bad. Ma dad gave me some good skelps. A few times, that hard it left ma ears ringing. Didn't think it at the time but probably did deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albathebrave Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 she skelped me with a wet football sock straight from the washing machine one night! i was like wits that gonny dae till it spun round my heid and smacked me a cracker on the nose!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy`s Lassie Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 No, but anyone who's on my Facebook page will know why I am going to slap my wee bro Del's face Hahaha - feckin bassa !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy`s Lassie Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Love you to death actually JS but still gonnae kill you for that Crimbo Card !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddardStark Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) My mothers weapon of choice was taking a shoe to my head :wink2: Edited December 24, 2014 by EddardStark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return of Yermaw Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 My mothers weapon of choice was taking a shoe to my head :wink2: Mine too. And not a soft comfortable shoe, a friggin Scholl type sandal with a wooden base............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddardStark Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Mine too. And not a soft comfortable shoe, a friggin Scholl type sandal with a wooden base............ Ditto... imagine that happening these days... :-)) my mum always told me I deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cove_Sheep Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 No, but anyone who's on my Facebook page will know why I am going to slap my wee bro Del's face Hahaha - feckin bassa !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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