DonnyTJS Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I hate roundabouts, especially the often poor signage. My personal hate is roundabouts you've never seen before, approaching the junction and being informed in the last ten yards by the signs that you need to change lane to get to where you are going. Cue the regular users flashing lights and beeping horns. Aye it's alright for you guys, you knew that you had to filter two hundred yards back, the rest of us aren't psychic. Ever been to Swindon or Hemel Hempstead? They are the driving equivalent of being dropped in a foreign land without a phrasebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilScotsman Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Ever been to Swindon or Hemel Hempstead? They are the driving equivalent of being dropped in a foreign land without a phrasebook. "the roundabout provides a better throughput of traffic than other designs and has an excellent safety record, since traffic moves too slowly to do serious damage in the event of a collision." Excellent. Don't design a sensible road system, but make sure you cock it up enough that people have to crawl round it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Ever been to Swindon or Hemel Hempstead? They are the driving equivalent of being dropped in a foreign land without a phrasebook. East Kilbride and Milton Keynes are bad enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Folk who don't like roundabouts should move to Dundee. There are no roundabouts in Dundee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Folk who don't like roundabouts should move to Dundee. There are no roundabouts in Dundee. There are nae virgins either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Are you sure about that? Every road into Capital City has at least 10 roundabouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Are you sure about that? Aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Thanks for clearing that one up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munroskh Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Are you sure about that? Every road into Capital City has at least 10 roundabouts. They are 'Traffic circles' in the local patois... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 They are 'Traffic circles' in the local patois... They have patios? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Thanks for clearing that one up there. Nae bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Are you sure about that? Aye. Thanks for clearing that one up there. Nae bother. Awwwww............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) Life's too short. Live and let live. Edited November 10, 2014 by jock strap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanday Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 People who buy torches with black beams for looking for things they don't want to find - wtf are they all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wigtownshire-Matt Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 People who ask you something when seeking help and then question your answer as if you're lying to then. Common one at work is. "When's the next boat hiy?" You answer their question for them to bat back with, "Is there not one before that I could get on boss, hiy?" Seems to be an Irish thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Folk who rip the arse out of the usage of the word "wee" - Great wee night there, Smashing wee day out, Lovely wee dinner tonight. Folk who say shite like "bring on the madness" and crap like that on Facebook before a night out or even having a carry out in the hoose. FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) Folk who say shite like "bring on the madness" and crap like that on Facebook before a night out or even having a carry out in the hoose. FFS. Or "on it like a car bonnet" Edited November 11, 2014 by daddybuc16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Or "on it like a car bonnet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) People who use Americanisms in particular "my bad"... "Your bad what?" Instantly makes the user look like a fkin idiot. Edited November 11, 2014 by Bzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 People who when sitting in their car at traffic lights seem to be surprised when the green light appears... BE READY TO GO YA FKIN FANNY!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzzzz Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 People who add in an unnecessary "S"... Like "Tesco's'"... Tesco's what? "Can I have a bottle of Miller's?" Miller's what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 People who add in an unnecessary "S"... Like "Tesco's'"... Tesco's what? "Can I have a bottle of Miller's?" Miller's what? Grrrr. That rips my knittings! Likewise people who feel a need to prefix everything with "The". The George's Square being a prime example! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 People who when sitting in their car at traffic lights seem to be surprised when the green light appears... BE READY TO GO YA FKIN FANNY!!!! That might be because they have been dazzled by the brake lights in front of them. Some brake lights are so bright that some sensitive souls get sore heads looking at them and they have to moan like fuk all over the internet aboot it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 People who add in an unnecessary "S"... Like "Tesco's'"... Tesco's what? "Can I have a bottle of Miller's?" Miller's what? You might have assumed an unnecessary apostrophe in the first one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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