noyntine 6-6-6 Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) I have been working on a little song for those who are interested in the World Cup exploits of our northern neighbours. Iceland is a Nice Land Iceland is a nice land A rough land and a tough land, We hope they'll beat, The ... (I need your help to finish that verse. Something that fits the rhythm and will not offend childish people of all ages.) Iceland is a nice land, A clean land and a green land. Happy people with real jobs, And banksters in the jail. Edited June 16, 2018 by noyntine 6-6-6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 My ex from a long time ago is Icelandic (she's now happily married and operating in a stratosphere that I cannot hope to inhabit this side of heaven). Last time - prior to today - she contacted me was after a certain game in 2016. This afternoon she contacted me on her wedding anniversary from the South of France, and asked me how I think Iceland are doing against Argentina!! 😴 I mean WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 38 minutes ago, Barney Rubble said: My ex from a long time ago is Icelandic (she's now happily married and operating in a stratosphere that I cannot hope to inhabit this side of heaven). Last time - prior to today - she contacted me was after a certain game in 2016. This afternoon she contacted me on her wedding anniversary from the South of France, and asked me how I think Iceland are doing against Argentina!! 😴 I mean WTF? Sounds like she’s itching for some of Barneys Rubble again..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich NATA Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Barney Rubble said: My ex from a long time ago is Icelandic (she's now happily married and operating in a stratosphere that I cannot hope to inhabit this side of heaven). Last time - prior to today - she contacted me was after a certain game in 2016. This afternoon she contacted me on her wedding anniversary from the South of France, and asked me how I think Iceland are doing against Argentina!! 😴 I mean WTF? Your know the rules... Photos please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daviebee Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Barney Rubble said: My ex from a long time ago is Icelandic (she's now happily married and operating in a stratosphere that I cannot hope to inhabit this side of heaven). Last time - prior to today - she contacted me was after a certain game in 2016. This afternoon she contacted me on her wedding anniversary from the South of France, and asked me how I think Iceland are doing against Argentina!! 😴 I mean WTF? She obviously wants you to mak her bedrock again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Jim Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 13 hours ago, Barney Rubble said: My ex from a long time ago is Icelandic (she's now happily married and operating in a stratosphere that I cannot hope to inhabit this side of heaven). Last time - prior to today - she contacted me was after a certain game in 2016. This afternoon she contacted me on her wedding anniversary from the South of France, and asked me how I think Iceland are doing against Argentina!! 😴 I mean WTF? Did she leave you for Fred? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debian Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 She's wanting pumped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 16 hours ago, noyntine 6-6-6 said: I have been working on a little song for those who are interested in the World Cup exploits of our northern neighbours. Iceland is a Nice Land Iceland is a nice land A rough land and a tough land, We hope they'll beat, The ... (I need your help to finish that verse. Something that fits the rhythm and will not offend childish people of all ages.) Iceland is a nice land, A clean land and a green land. Happy people with real jobs, And banksters in the jail. Could be wrong but this thread has all the hallmarks of Bonny 78 utter shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThistleWhistle Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 16 hours ago, noyntine 6-6-6 said: I have been working on a little song for those who are interested in the World Cup exploits of our northern neighbours. Iceland is a Nice Land Iceland is a nice land A rough land and a tough land, We hope they'll beat, The ... (I need your help to finish that verse. Something that fits the rhythm and will not offend childish people of all ages.) Iceland is a nice land, A clean land and a green land. Happy people with real jobs, And banksters in the jail. And during the Coupe De Monde There was the chance for two hearts to bond A lassie whose marriage was in trouble Fancied getting re-pumped by Barney Rubble He thought it was all a farce Until his balls were thunder-clapping off her arse Oh Iceland is a nice land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted June 17, 2018 Share Posted June 17, 2018 3 hours ago, ThistleWhistle said: And during the Coupe De Monde There was the chance for two hearts to bond A lassie whose marriage was in trouble Fancied getting re-pumped by Barney Rubble He thought it was all a farce Until his balls were thunder-clapping off her arse Oh Iceland is a nice land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noyntine 6-6-6 Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Kolbeinn, Kolbeinn Sigthorsson, He put the English, Oot! oot! oot! [Icelandic=Ut! ut! ut!] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 5 hours ago, noyntine 6-6-6 said: Kolbeinn, Kolbeinn Sigthorsson, He put the English, Oot! oot! oot! [Icelandic=Ut! ut! ut!] Big Ro.... sorry, Bonny78 or is it Rolling Hills? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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