fringo Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 I was out fishing with Dean Martin when I caught a giant eel. I said "What species is this, Dean?!” "That's a moray..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra, and half way through, the bloke on the triangle disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bonzo Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 20 hours ago, fringo said: I was out fishing with Dean Martin when I caught a giant eel. I said "What species is this, Dean?!” "That's a moray..." 🤣👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Och Aye Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 My sister came out and says she wants to be identified as a musical instrument. I've always had my suspicions about our Monica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger intae them Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 that’s a moray…….. fringo class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 (edited) Didnae work... Edited April 26, 2022 by bonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 A new restaurant offered £100 to anyone who ordered a dish they couldn't supply. An old man went in and asked for giraffe's kneecaps on toast. The waiter returned with £100, saying, "You win - we're out of bread." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Disgruntled cloud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 The self-deprecation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Bumped into Angus Young today for the first time since school. He hasn't changed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Sorry..... a bit of a backlog of jokes to post.😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 50 minutes ago, fringo said: The self-deprecation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down. 😂😂 49 minutes ago, fringo said: Sorry..... I see the application was successful 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 3 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: 😂😂 I see the application was successful 😁 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Och Aye Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 This editor deserves a pay rise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 28 minutes ago, Och Aye said: This editor deserves a pay rise. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 I went into the barbers the other day. I said, "just a trim Sir."… He said, "would you like it cut round the back?" I said, "Why Isn't the shop big enough?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 It doesn’t matter how kind you are, German children are kinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 What cheese do you use to disguise a horse? Mascarpone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 A robber went into the bank and pointed a gun at the teller and said, 'Give me all your money, or you'll be geography!' The teller laughed nervously, 'You mean history, right?' The robber snapped back, : "Don't change the subject ! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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