podgers1903 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Do you think the Irish women would be offended with this chat up line.Are you from Ireland? "Cause my Cock is Dublin" Sorry that's really shite lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottincarlisle Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Do you think the Irish women would be offended with this chat up line. Are you from Ireland? "Cause my Cock is Dublin" Sorry that's really shite lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalgety Bay TA Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Do you think the Irish women would be offended with this chat up line. Are you from Ireland? "Cause my Cock is Dublin" Sorry that's really shite lol Are you on the Register by any chance? Do you not have to notify someone if you are travelling out of the country? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAS2013 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Ouch Edited June 10, 2015 by BAS2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podgers1903 Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 Guy at work told me it this morning, had to share it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donegal-lad Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Would say in certain places in Dublin that would probably work ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacWalka Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Guy at work told me it this morning, had to share it lolYou really didn't have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Do you think the Irish women would be offended with this chat up line. Are you from Ireland? "Cause my Cock is Dublin" Sorry that's really shite lol If you're using that line you might want to bring some tissues for when you return alone to your hotel room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 tell your mate his patter is pish by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washboarder Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 if yer maw is haf as gid lookin as you she must be a babe ma wee darlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washboarder Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 got away with this a few time till I got one whos mum had passed away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ANDYP Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 'How much' usually works for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Return of Yermaw Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Do you think the Irish women would be offended with this chat up line. Are you from Ireland? "Cause my Cock is Dublin" Sorry that's really shite lol Dublin as in doubling?? Don't get it......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud1982 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I like the one. "It's late you'll do " had a mate use it all the time worked 50% other 50 he got slapped lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShedTA Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Dublin as in doubling?? Don't get it......... I dont either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
At U Peter Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 How about; "Hello my name is Podgers, how you doing?" She'll either respond in a positive way and then you keep the conversation going or she'll react in a way that lets you know that she isn't interested. Either way it will save you from using chat up lines and looking like a potential rapist/murderer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washboarder Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 said to girl that she looked like the one outta abba, she said really I said yes the one with the beard that plays the guitar. needless to say I got a thump however she also made me breakfast next morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washboarder Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 do ya fancy hanging out wif me cause I fancy hinging out o u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podgers1903 Posted June 10, 2015 Author Share Posted June 10, 2015 How about; "Hello my name is Podgers, how you doing?" She'll either respond in a positive way and then you keep the conversation going or she'll react in a way that lets you know that she isn't interested. Either way it will save you from using chat up lines and looking like a potential rapist/murderer Its just a bit of fun, you don't think anyone would actually use something like that do you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
At U Peter Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Its just a bit of fun, you don't think anyone would actually use something like that do you You'd be surprised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud1982 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Or "do u wanna see my new tattoo is 18 stitches on my knob an inch apart " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Dublin as in doubling?? Don't get it......... Neither is he.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washboarder Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 burd asked me to make my penis 9 inches for her, how she expected me to fold it in half I will never know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EIFA10 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Do you think the Irish women would be offended with this chat up line. Are you from Ireland? "Cause my Cock is Dublin" Sorry that's really shite lol It's a quote from the movie Hall Pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroysboy Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 How about; "Hello my name is Podgers, how you doing?" She'll either respond in a positive way and then you keep the conversation going or she'll react in a way that lets you know that she isn't interested. Either way it will save you from using chat up lines and looking like a potential rapist/murderer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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