Scotty2Hotty Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Was wondering what people's thoughts are on here on Pie and Bovril forum. From my experience, it seems like there is a lot more sane posters on here that offer much more balanced opinions and a lot less toxic anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 We don’t have a thread where posters have shared their stories about times when they’ve shat themselves whereas as P&B does For that reason alone P&B wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 55 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: We don’t have a thread where posters have shared their stories about times when they’ve shat themselves whereas as P&B does For that reason alone P&B wins Haha what the hell was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Enjoy! Anyone who says they’ve never soiled themselves through drinking too much big man’s beer is a liar https://forum.pieandbovril.com/topic/79768-shitting-stories/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 58 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: Enjoy! Anyone who says they’ve never soiled themselves through drinking too much big man’s beer is a liar https://forum.pieandbovril.com/topic/79768-shitting-stories/ Genuinely haven't done this lol... but just find that whole site completely toxic to be honest incuding the mods who seem to abuse their power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 3/16/2024 at 7:47 PM, DoonTheSlope said: Enjoy! Anyone who says they’ve never soiled themselves through drinking too much big man’s beer is a liar https://forum.pieandbovril.com/topic/79768-shitting-stories/ Dont know about shitting but I almost wet myself reading Dirty Sanchez story 😂 To save anyone the bother of looking… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoganRoy Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 I thought we were getting a game of 5s arranged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: Dont know about shitting but I almost wet myself reading Dirty Sanchez story 😂 To save anyone the bother of looking… 🤣 I have a couple of stories which are funny but don't involve shitting yourself - I did after the Sweden game at Italia 90 when i followed through but it was mainly water/beer and it wasnt that funny Unless of course you think having to use your Fred Flintstone boxers to wipe your arse as you had to pay for toilet roll in the toilet near the ground is funny - or that blocking the pan with them afterwards and making the cubicle a no go area after i left is. One Friday afternoon i was in the Glasgow Office's toilets on the 5th floor - They were quite large for a gents and had a long urinal and 4 cubicles Anyway it was quite quiet as most folk had finished up and i had the luxurious bog to myself I had been out the night before and the force needed evacuate my bowels was very loud - which was just at the same time as two unknown guys from a lawyers firm upstairs came in and started having a conversation at the urinal. That's when i noticed the smell and decided to stay in the cubicle until the coast was clear. I could hear the guys inane conversation which was mainly about football and their weekend plans until one of them said that it must have been a camel that had come in before them lol Other stories not involving me was when a mate was standing up wiping his arse in the cubicle when a bit of the bog roll with shite on it tore off and started slowly wafting down to the floor where a gust of air blew it neatly into the occupied cubicle next to him Much panic ensued until a foot appeared under the gap pushing the shitty paper back through to his cubicle with the words "Yours i believe" He rushed out before the guy in the other cubicle knew who it was The next one is when Big Phil and Kev went to the toilet before finishing up for the day and going to the pub. Phil announced he was having a shite and went into a cubicle, pulled his breeks down and noisily let rip. Kev finished at the urinal and shouted to Phil he was a disgrace - and Phil replied that he had just noticed there was "no fucking toilet paper" Phil asked Kev to throw in some paper from the empty cubicle next to him but Kev laughed and said no way - He walked out and closed the door. 5 minutes later Phil waddled out from his paperless cubicle with his pants and trousers at his ankles to go into another cubicle However Kev had not left the toilet at all - he had just kidded on he had left lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 I like both forums but they are a very different experience. Posting on the TAMB is like going out for a pint with a couple of mates, whereas posting on Pie and Bovril is like taking the karaoke mic at the end of a stag night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Pete Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 On 3/16/2024 at 6:04 PM, DoonTheSlope said: We don’t have a thread where posters have shared their stories about times when they’ve shat themselves whereas as P&B does For that reason alone P&B wins Who started that? Gary Lineker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Toepoke said: I like both forums but they are a very different experience. Posting on the TAMB is like going out for a pint with a couple of mates, whereas posting on Pie and Bovril is like taking the karaoke mic at the end of a stag night. Haha decent way of describing it. Not just any karaoke, but one at an under 18s wee disco. They are a bunch of children on there that can't accept any other opinion that is not there own and will throw their toys out the pram Edited March 20 by Scotty2Hotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 2 hours ago, Texas Pete said: Who started that? Gary Lineker? He’s not got time for that these days what with cooking refugees breakfasts and what not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 On 3/20/2024 at 9:56 PM, Ally Bongo said: 🤣 I have a couple of stories which are funny but don't involve shitting yourself - I did after the Sweden game at Italia 90 when i followed through but it was mainly water/beer and it wasnt that funny Unless of course you think having to use your Fred Flintstone boxers to wipe your arse as you had to pay for toilet roll in the toilet near the ground is funny - or that blocking the pan with them afterwards and making the cubicle a no go area after i left is. One Friday afternoon i was in the Glasgow Office's toilets on the 5th floor - They were quite large for a gents and had a long urinal and 4 cubicles Anyway it was quite quiet as most folk had finished up and i had the luxurious bog to myself I had been out the night before and the force needed evacuate my bowels was very loud - which was just at the same time as two unknown guys from a lawyers firm upstairs came in and started having a conversation at the urinal. That's when i noticed the smell and decided to stay in the cubicle until the coast was clear. I could hear the guys inane conversation which was mainly about football and their weekend plans until one of them said that it must have been a camel that had come in before them lol Other stories not involving me was when a mate was standing up wiping his arse in the cubicle when a bit of the bog roll with shite on it tore off and started slowly wafting down to the floor where a gust of air blew it neatly into the occupied cubicle next to him Much panic ensued until a foot appeared under the gap pushing the shitty paper back through to his cubicle with the words "Yours i believe" He rushed out before the guy in the other cubicle knew who it was The next one is when Big Phil and Kev went to the toilet before finishing up for the day and going to the pub. Phil announced he was having a shite and went into a cubicle, pulled his breeks down and noisily let rip. Kev finished at the urinal and shouted to Phil he was a disgrace - and Phil replied that he had just noticed there was "no fucking toilet paper" Phil asked Kev to throw in some paper from the empty cubicle next to him but Kev laughed and said no way - He walked out and closed the door. 5 minutes later Phil waddled out from his paperless cubicle with his pants and trousers at his ankles to go into another cubicle However Kev had not left the toilet at all - he had just kidded on he had left lol 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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