dandydunn Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I (accidently) dropped the "C" bomb at work today,not so bad you may think,a tradesman can often be heard to say it on a bad day........... I said it in a church........ In conversation with the minister. To be fair,he was dressed down and I apologised as soon as it slipped out,I never knew he was the minister until I seen him later in his dog collar. My pal found it highly amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 "Christ"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Consent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Cohabitation with Colin Cameron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus_Young Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Excellent work sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Ach, you'll no be short of company anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) I knew pouring out my personal experiences would help me get over it Edited March 2, 2015 by dandydunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 'C'racked wan off this morning ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) Whenever I'm compelled to go into a church (funerals, weddings etc) I always substitute 'f*ck off' for 'amen'. Fits nicely syllable-wise and always makes me feel strangely pleased with myself Edited March 2, 2015 by redstevie007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share Posted March 2, 2015 'C'racked wan off this morning ? I did incidentally. That wasn't in church though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deecie Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I did incidentally. That wasn't in church though. You're such a prude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasMc1973 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 three hail hail mary's and you're absolved my son.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney Rubble Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Call me when you arrive in hell. I've been here for seven years, and it ain't so bad. The beer's cheap and the broadband is first class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) Although reincarnation is more likely on the TAMB. Death and rebirth. If your karma is bad you return as Flora. Edited March 2, 2015 by Charlie Endell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Although reincarnation is more likely on the TAMB. Death and rebirth. If your karma is bad you return as Flora. Burds on tap, the Wright Stuff, Minder.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Satan wouldna accept hauf you ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Burds on tap, the Wright Stuff, Minder....Cowboy position? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 (edited) doubler. Edited March 3, 2015 by Charlie Endell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 doubler. Sounds even better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Sounds even better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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