Dillinger Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 Ordered a proof. Giving that a thorough review is really the only obstacle left before I can set a release date and launch it. Exciting. If you haven't already, please go on and Like the page at http://www.facebook.com/KERBYbook Would be much appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I got put forward at school for a short-story competition, and the buggers did me in because the gardener was in the study (a murder story). Christ, if you put on that Midsomer shit, the gardeners are never oot the study. I think I might have read that. Did the gardener whack Colonel Mustard over the head with a lead pipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I think I might have read that. Did the gardener whack Colonel Mustard over the head with a lead pipe? Na, a thieved 5-iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Na, a thieved 5-iron. Oh aye, Mrs Woods with a 5 iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I see you've got your proof copy through Dillinger, you must be pwoud, very pwoud Looking forward to reading it in full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted March 3, 2015 Author Share Posted March 3, 2015 I see you've got your proof copy through Dillinger, you must be pwoud, very pwoud Looking forward to reading it in full. Yes, fantastic feeling. Been through it all checking for little errors and it's just been a great, weird feeling holding a book I've written in my hands. Working tirelessly on doing all the final wee tasks so I can finalise it, set a date and release it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Oh aye, Mrs Woods with a 5 iron. Is that not a hybrid then? (I don't know much about golf, but I think that works?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 SEX! Now that I've got your attention, my first book "KERBY" is now available. BUY PAPERBACK (£5.99) or PRE-ORDER eBOOK (£1.99, available 08/03/15): http://tinyurl.com/pfg3t7n What are you waiting for?! Let me know once the deed is done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Just ordered the e-book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Flure Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Facebooked and Twittered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Facebooked and Twittered Ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 just bought, look forward to reading it from the 8th! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 Cheers guys, much obliged! Hopefully you'll enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted March 6, 2015 Author Share Posted March 6, 2015 Lazy? Can't be arsed using your eyes? Buy the Kerby eBook and let Kindle's text-to-speech function read it for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark frae Crieff Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Bought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted March 6, 2015 Author Share Posted March 6, 2015 That's awesome mate, much obliged. Hope you enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 (edited) Just ordered your book. Added a Kenny Rogers cd too to make free delivery. Away to listen to it now as, whoopee, it's also being downloaded to Ipad. Kerby and Kenny, life is pretty good. :-) Edited March 6, 2015 by G-Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Just ordered your book. Added a Kenny Rogers cd too to make free delivery. Away to listen to it now as, whoopee, it's also being downloaded to Ipad. Kerby and Kenny, life is pretty good. :-) Nae padded jammies ,silk irons or Teflon tires? Be asweel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Nae padded jammies ,silk irons or Teflon tires? Be asweel Sober so normal orders. I still look at my bottle of Piss Off whilst listening to Barbara Streisand and watching water spin round a bowl ionising the air (or something like that.) and wonder just how out of my head was I that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted March 7, 2015 Author Share Posted March 7, 2015 Just ordered your book. Added a Kenny Rogers cd too to make free delivery. Away to listen to it now as, whoopee, it's also being downloaded to Ipad. Kerby and Kenny, life is pretty good. :-) Good man, much obliged. The "make it up to £X for free delivery" is always too tempting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 Well, that's the eBook available, folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Well, that's the eBook available, folks. Correct. Popped up on my Kindle this morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 Correct. Popped up on my Kindle this morning! My pal informed me that the only other books she has on there are Kafka and Hardy. Esteemed company. For those guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redstevie007 Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Well, that's the eBook available, folks. Just started reading it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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