Flora MaDonald Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 How the phuqq do you get a milk-shake, half Grouse, Stella out yer maw's carpet? oh..and snout burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus_Young Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 How the phuqq do you get a milk-shake, half Grouse, Stella out yer maw's carpet? oh..and snout burn Morrisons supermarket hire those carpet cleaning machines. Or they certainly used to. You just need to buy the soap which is about £7. Sounds like a good night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Another Flora home-alone disaster . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitre Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 How the phuqq do you get a milk-shake, half Grouse, Stella out yer maw's carpet? That's a really pish cocktail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasMc1973 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 How the phuqq do you get a milk-shake, half Grouse, Stella out yer maw's carpet? oh..and snout burn Did you know do something similar a few months back? cheaper to buy a new carpet at this rate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted October 16, 2015 Author Share Posted October 16, 2015 Thanks. Aye, when my maw's aff the tv, I'll get her a new spread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 How the phuqq do you get a milk-shake, half Grouse, Stella out yer maw's carpet? oh..and snout burn hawf grouse is that cheap whisky or a posh chicken supper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 http://www.jemcarpets.co.uk/stores/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Get lino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Get lino cannae drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan cake Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Thought this thread was gonna be about lesbians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 cannae drive. Are you confusing that with a VW Ruggy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Thought this thread was gonna be about lesbians there is time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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