Kittymeister Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 How do you know when a Dundee woman has an orgasm? She drops her chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 What is the definition of a classy Dundee burd ? Her homemade tattoos are spelled correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 How do you know when a Dundee woman has an orgasm? She drops her chips. Aye very good but is it no her cheese + chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 What is the definition of a classy Dundee burd ? Her homemade tattoos are spelled correctly. Albeit they might still be wrong-way mirror image....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 How do you know when a Dundee woman has an orgasm? She drops her chips. What does she use for protection?A bus shelter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What goes "clip clop clip clop clip clop bang" ? A drive-by shooting in Perth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What does she use for protection? A bus shelter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What goes "clip clop clip clop clip clop bang" ? A drive-by shooting in Perth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHATBOY_AK47 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 What do you call a lying snowman...? A snow-fake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddybuc16 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 My wife asked my teenage son what he wants for christmas. He said "something to wear and something to play with" So she got him a pair of jeans and cut out the pockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Ok here's goes what do get if you eat tinsel ? Tinselitis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartan Eagle Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 My wife complained there wasn't anything Christmassy on telly - so I changed the setting on FIFA 15 to snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I usually like a "xmas log" joke at this time of year but this year I haven't managed to squeeze it in anywhere yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Paisley Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 How do you define 144 Morton fans? Gross stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittymeister Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I usually like a "xmas log" joke at this time of year but this year I haven't managed to squeeze it in anywhere yet. Yule have plenty of time yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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