jenblueeyes Posted June 21, 2017 Author Share Posted June 21, 2017 6 hours ago, G-Man said: Fringo is a young guy, mid thirties, wee bit camp and loves a dance preferably to Weather Girls or Gloria Gaynor. - so close in some ways, so wrong in others..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenblueeyes Posted June 21, 2017 Author Share Posted June 21, 2017 18 hours ago, G-Man said: Ah but who's the "he" Jen??? I can set you up with a wee frog like fella, likes a cane and top hat and jazz hand dancing! I was talking in generic terms...tbh, it's been so long, I'm not sure what a naked man would look like in my bed but I'm pretty sure frog like is not a option I would find myself attracted to. Mind you, if I've been drinking...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 16 minutes ago, jenblueeyes said: - so close in some ways, so wrong in others..... Not sure how to take that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 15 minutes ago, jenblueeyes said: I was talking in generic terms...tbh, it's been so long, I'm not sure what a naked man would look like in my bed but I'm pretty sure frog like is not a option I would find myself attracted to. Mind you, if I've been drinking...... Nor that !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 18 hours ago, G-Man said: Ah but who's the "he" Jen??? I can set you up with a wee frog like fella, likes a cane and top hat and jazz hand dancing! Only just seen this ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 3 hours ago, fringo said: Not sure what you call "old" though ! 50-51 ? So you are 50 1/2 ??? Yes , I would describe 50 and over as officially 'old'. Not old like the sea creature you posted, but old for social media. Although, unlike me, you can make your wee faces wobble, so you may be a bit younger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 26 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: So you are 50 1/2 ??? Yes , I would describe 50 and over as officially 'old'. Not old like the sea creature you posted, but old for social media. Although, unlike me, you can make your wee faces wobble, so you may be a bit younger. I find this thread offensive. It's sexist, ageist, and full of old frigid burdz moaning coz men dinnae fancy them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 38 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: So you are 50 1/2 ??? Yes , I would describe 50 and over as officially 'old'. Not old like the sea creature you posted, but old for social media. Although, unlike me, you can make your wee faces wobble, so you may be a bit younger. 10 minutes ago, killiefaetheferry said: I find this thread offensive. It's sexist, ageist, and full of old frigid burdz moaning coz men dinnae fancy them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 41 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: So you are 50 1/2 ??? Yes , I would describe 50 and over as officially 'old'. Not old like the sea creature you posted, but old for social media. Although, unlike me, you can make your wee faces wobble, so you may be a bit younger. I'm old then though technically middle-aged (51 in a few weeks). That picture wasn't my passport photo (it was rejected). How do you I make faces wobble !? 12 minutes ago, killiefaetheferry said: I find this thread offensive. It's sexist, ageist, and full of old frigid burdz moaning coz men dinnae fancy them. Yes, I've been offended by many posts including Jen going along with questioning my sexuality/masculinity or taste in music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenblueeyes Posted June 21, 2017 Author Share Posted June 21, 2017 31 minutes ago, killiefaetheferry said: I find this thread offensive. It's sexist, ageist, and full of old frigid burdz moaning coz men dinnae fancy them. Technically...I'm not frigid as that would mean I wasn't up for it! Old?? Guilty as charged - but just think about all that experience.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 4 hours ago, fringo said: Not sure what you call "old" though ! 50-51 ? Nooooooooo. You can't tell the truth. I'm 5'6"' auburn haired green eyes great figure, often compared to Gisele Bundchen, witty and charming.. Any c*unt says I'm a short arsed wee fat bird blue eyes pink hair (sometimes they're interchangeable) unfunny and rude then they're lying bas tards. 4 hours ago, jenblueeyes said: I was talking in generic terms...tbh, it's been so long, I'm not sure what a naked man would look like in my bed but I'm pretty sure frog like is not a option I would find myself attracted to. Mind you, if I've been drinking...... Think about it frog like may be interesting, plenty of bounce. Drink, it's a wonderful thing turns Zack Galifinakis into Bradley Cooper. 35 minutes ago, killiefaetheferry said: I find this thread offensive. It's sexist, ageist, and full of old frigid burdz moaning coz men dinnae fancy them. Away with your 'old' pish!! Thank goodness threads like this are rare, be a terrible board if it was full of fat bald men (photos have been posted!) moaning about the state of women. (Not aimed at you killie. Well not until you post a picture that is!) 2 minutes ago, jenblueeyes said: Technically...I'm not frigid as that would mean I wasn't up for it! Old?? Guilty as charged - but just think about all that experience.... I'll take you and tdyer out one weekend and guarantee you'll get a lumber. Just stand next to me, that seems to work for every pal I ever go out with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 I'm now scared to read, let alone answer anything on this thread. Think I need to go to bed and play my Elton collection to get to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 3 hours ago, fringo said: I'm now scared to read, let alone answer anything on this thread. Think I need to go to bed and play with my Elton to get to sleep. Aw you've got a nice wee name for it. Oh and those jazz hands will help rock you to sleep. Night night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenblueeyes Posted June 22, 2017 Author Share Posted June 22, 2017 11 hours ago, G-Man said: Aw you've got a nice wee name for it. Oh and those jazz hands will help rock you to sleep. Night night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariokempes56 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 1 hour ago, jenblueeyes said: She;s mad as a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgowmancity Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 13 hours ago, G-Man said: Aw you've got a nice wee name for it. Oh and those jazz hands will help rock you to sleep. Night night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 14 hours ago, G-Man said: Aw you've got a nice wee name for it. Oh and those jazz hands will help rock you to sleep. Night night. ? I wonder if Fringos real name is David. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 18 hours ago, killiefaetheferry said: I find this thread offensive. It's sexist, ageist, and full of old frigid burdz moaning coz men dinnae fancy them. You are absolutely right. I am off to the 'burds you'd like to shag' thread to see if I can pick up some tips ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Some of the ladies on here are downright durty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 54 minutes ago, mariokempes56 said: She;s mad as a fish. Mad as a box of frogs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, Flure said: Some of the ladies on here are downright durty. No durty ladies on here Lord Flure. You have signed into the wrong forum again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 15 hours ago, G-Man said: Aw you've got a nice wee name for it. Oh and those jazz hands will help rock you to sleep. Night night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 jizz hands more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 2 hours ago, killiefaetheferry said: jizz hands more like. Have we met ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 6 hours ago, mariokempes56 said: She;s mad as a fish. Your pals cannae wait till I join them. Theyve not actually said that but I sense it. 5 hours ago, TDYER63 said: ? I wonder if Fringos real name is David. Right that's it listen closely and stop with this David pish. He's a young guy called Brad who loves modern dance and tap never misses a Celine Dion concert and likes a Kir Royale on a night out. David Furnish is ancient and does not fit into any of my fantas... em stories. 5 hours ago, TDYER63 said: You are absolutely right. I am off to the 'burds you'd like to shag' thread to see if I can pick up some tips ! Change the tips to ??? and you'll have a better chance. ? 5 hours ago, Flure said: Some of the ladies on here are downright durty. Aye and you've a long weekend with one of them! ❤️??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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