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With working over the xmas period , Ive just not got into it all - first xmas on my own in Newcastle. Don tlike the build up with all the commercialism , poxy xmas carols in shops everywhere , shitey mulled wine and xmas markets . The telly is absolute pish and there is no sport . Enjoyed it when my kids were small but nowadays its overrated crap. At least I don't have to suffer big family gatherings where there is at least one twat (normally me).

So to make up for it and since I'm on a day off - cooking a lovely roast duck , sprouts, turnip and potatoes gratin - followed by Pina Colada cake with Mackies ice cream (not politically correct - but its xmas!) .

Laptop on for games of poker , TAMB forum , bit of burding on internet dating - and topped off by my friends for the day - a case of Boddingtons.

Actually come to think of - this xmas lark isnae bad at all - as long as it stays a Cliff Richard free zone - happy xmas from a normally miserable bugger anyway.

Boxing day much better - some football and a bit of decent horse racing.

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Great stuff.

But I think these days it's much easier to avoid it, or at least have a personal rant about it.

In the old days you might have to put up with rubbish on Tv and listening to the national media fawning over royalty on Christmas day. Now you can find any music or film of your choice on the internet, or start a rant about the Queen (or anything) on a forum...

Life of Brian can be a good antidote. Bag of gravel anyone?

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'And now on BBC1, for anyone who found Miranda hard work, here's Call the Midwife featuring Miranda Hart. We'll lighten the tone after that with some cockneys shouting at each other, followed by an Irish guy dressed as a woman. And to round off the high point in our year's output we've got Michael McIntyre with some hilarious observations about what people keep in their kitchen drawer.'

They should feature the number for the Samaritans between programmes...

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