Dillinger Posted January 2, 2016 Author Share Posted January 2, 2016 Just ordered Good man, cheers. Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 4 sales away from 600. Surely we can find a few TAMBers who can help push it over the line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 4 sales away from 600. Surely we can find a few TAMBers who can help push it over the line? Away with your capitalist filth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 Away with your capitalist filth! Do you ever stop?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Don't go all J.K. Rowling on us, Dillinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Don't go all J.K. Rowling on us, Dillinger. Authors are second only to chefs for anger issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Authors are second only to chefs for anger issues. I shall sleep well this 'eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 4 sales away from 600. Surely we can find a few TAMBers who can help push it over the line? 3 required now After almost a year of your capitalist self promotion I finally caved in and purchased a copy. A combination of it being payday and several pints of Stella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 3 required now After almost a year of your capitalist self promotion I finally caved in and purchased a copy. A combination of it being payday and several pints of Stella. I read it whilst dressed as Darth Vader! Beat that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I read it whilst dressed as Darth Vader! Beat that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) I'm a capitalist pig and I won't rest until I get my gold plated mansion. Two more sales and we're at 600. Mwu ha ha, etc. Edited to say cheers to Big Col for buying it. Don't want to forget the little guy on my way to fame, superstardom and an early death at the hands of heroin. Edited January 29, 2016 by Dillinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 just checking I didn't buy anything else during my drunken online spending spree last night. This advert had no effect on me whatsoever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted January 30, 2016 Author Share Posted January 30, 2016 just checking I didn't buy anything else during my drunken online spending spree last night. This advert had no effect on me whatsoever... Ooh, new billboard day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted January 31, 2016 Author Share Posted January 31, 2016 600, done! 700 here we come... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 600, done! 700 here we come... Just be a unionist and threaten folk with litigation - 700 in nae time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted February 4, 2016 Author Share Posted February 4, 2016 Just be a unionist ###### and threaten folk with litigation - 700 in nae time. I'll try anything to sell copies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Is Kerby 2 on the way Graeme ? Thoroughly enjoyed the first, very funny and a great read. Brought back many fond memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I'll try anything to sell copies... ... Anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giblet Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) Is Kerby 2 on the way Graeme ? Thoroughly enjoyed the first, very funny and a great read. Brought back many fond memories. Dont know if my spam folder could cope with all the review requests from him! btw, hope so, great read and thoroughly reccomend it. Edited February 4, 2016 by giblet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 Is Kerby 2 on the way Graeme ? Thoroughly enjoyed the first, very funny and a great read. Brought back many fond memories. I'm about 40,000 words into the next book. Aiming for around the 70 mark again. God knows when I'll finish it though, writing is squeezed in around work and family. ... Anything? Too late for you, you've bought it already. Dont know if my spam folder could cope with all the review requests from him! btw, hope so, great read and thoroughly reccomend it. Review requests? It was only a few... dozen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Too late for you, you've bought it already. I was asking for my identical twin brother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I was asking for my identical twin brother... Such a fortunate man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 Currently running a competition on https://www.facebook.com/KERBYbook/ - tag 4 mates in a comment on the latest post and the 5 of you could win signed copies. Ends Wednesday 10am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 Delighted to announce the follow up to "KERBY", out next month. It's erotic fiction: think a cross between Mills & Boon and 50 Shades of Grey. It's called "BOABY".   I can also reveal the first line is the same as Kerby's - 'It remains the only time I’ve ever had my erect penis out in the middle of a supermarket.'  More details soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillinger Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 A dramatic reading from "KERBY" wot I done for the LoveAyrshire page http://tinyurl.com/ny9y78u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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