Fairbairn

Bantz!

Fixed.....

Can we borrow her when you're finished with her?

Tim Booth Billy Connolly Ally McCoist Emma Stone Music, laughter, great sports anecdotes and someone pretty to look at. Sounds like a good night!

Eh, did we not get to the Scottish Cup semi last year?

Hearts and Hibs both pumped us at home this season. Overall we have a woeful record in the cups under McCoist. I'm not overly confident and think the guts of 4/1 for St Johnston is a cracking price. I also don't expect it to be a particularly entertaining game.

Aye cos that worked with St James' Park. Arsenal's stadium has been The Emirates since it opened. Ibrox has been Ibrox for 140 years, the new name wouldn't stick.

Taste, smell or texture?

Sounds more or less tailor made for Rangers then.

First time I've watched 90 minutes of a Scottish game that didn't involve Rangers in years. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

Rumour is that some boy from Hearts is being lined up as chief exec. Think he was offered the position before but knocked it back as he wouldn't have power to hire and fire.

Do Aberdeen play all their games on a Friday night now?!

If it's who I think it is I've just had a look at his last few posts and it's not exactly difficult to see why he's been sent to the naughty step!

Now? It's been boring for fecking ages!

And in addition to that, groups of people (mostly students) who go up to the bar mob handed and then all buy individual drinks rather than rounds!

Somebody will be on a forum somewhere saying " you'll never believe what this in my work just said during a meeting"!!

It's fecking contagious though. I was presenting something in a meeting yesterday and said "if you think of our corporate structure as like a pyramid" and then made a pyramid shape with my fingers! I realised what I'd done immediately and counter acted it by apologising to the room for being "wanky". Which went down well.

It's Catch 22 at the moment though. Unless someone lines their pockets they won't be able to get control of the club.

FFS, have a bit of compassion!! Would you go up to an alkie and go "guess what, I'm aff it"!!

This boils my piss. A few years ago we were taken over by an American hedge fund and they brought in all these corporate s at senior management level. A few of most irritating phrases that were banded about were "let's run that up the flagpole so everyone has visibility", "let's put that idea in the fridge to keep it fresh" and "let's put that in car park and go back to it later". I used to sit in meetings chewing my knuckles to stop me punching people. Also, people who refer to their weekend as "downtime". You work in a ing call centre you overdramatic cocksocket, you're not defending an outpost in Afghanistan. BANTZ!!

Hightower, you keep saying you're not going to feed the troll and about how unhelpful Debian has been yet you reply every time he posts. He's obviously at the madam, which you know, yet you're coming back like a punch drunk boxer time after time. Just stay on your stool and this thread will die, it's not going anywhere anyway!

The Postman Pat kids ride in Partick Post Office that plays a 30 second snippet of the Postman Pat theme tune at 30 second intervals. Drives me fecking mental when in there for any more than 2 minutes!!

He's been a hell of a lot better in 6 weeks for Arsenal than he was in 6 years for Man United.