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  1. as Labour have so few first past the post guys at Holyrude, Hugh Henry, a fptp guy, will step down causing a by election for Holyrude... so watch for Henry retiring or going for a Westminster seat..
  2. talk is he will stand in Paisley seat, Hugh Henry will retire or go stand in his Clarkston/ east ren seat... the second option will be interesting as the Tories are only 6% or so behind there,, and Henry is reformed Trot.. if he is successful, refrewshire is strong labour, I will have Doogie Alexander as MP and Murphy as my msp... phukkin depressing....
  3. aye, and u will get to shag a lot of fans' wife's' ....
  4. The commentators call Arsenal's Stadium the Emirates. . Ibrox will be renamed to whatever Ashley wants it to be and commentators will call it such..
  5. if you are new member, if you joined after 25th Sept, u didn't get a vote... if u are not, check up.
  6. just been to a Hustings Hosie for me... Angela is v good, but , not for me, Brown is very capable, but again not for me. Salmond will stand in Bruce's seat and he wont be heid banana, he is going down there to cause mischief and be a media Whore..... that was the chat from the 3 candidates....
  7. Big Rumours going around that GEE BEE will go back to Holyrude............ might just be that he heard that Salmond is Targeting his Kirkaldy seat next year tho........
  8. Excuse my ignorance but why is he in trouble for swapping his shirt at half time.. he was getting substituted was he no? does not seem a major issue to me, what is he guilty of?
  9. not necessarily Ireland' a' v Ireland 'b' as there will be players from each team who would be an 'a' team player and obviously players from both teams who would be a ''b' team player... Would a united Ireland team be stronger?
  10. The Mc y twins will get dogs abuse from me... cannae help it, I cannae stand that these guys turned their back on their country to play for someone else.. hope they go drinking in Ashton Lane before the game....
  11. Did we no invent Rugby 7's?
  12. AMERICAN PIE.,. Long long time ago, I can still remember how Those weeji bampots made me laugh, And I know if I had a chance To see those Neds and Sengas dance, I'd laugh my arse off once again. 'Cos don't they realise it's not clever, Drinking Buckfast doon the river, Tucked in trackie bottoms, They look just rotten! I can't remember if cried When I saw these bams in East Kilbride, But it ammused me deep inside, The day the mucker thrived! And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" Did you write the book of shite "Can I borrow ten bob, gonnae gee'za light?" Bugger off yer full o' pish! Oh and do you belive in hard core techno? Huv ye gubbed 5 ectos fur a night at the Metro? A can you teach me how to speak reeeaaallll slow?! You can tell that she's in love wi' him, 'Cos he's fae Ibrox and she's a Tim, They both kicked off their socks And those manky old Reeboks. He was a scrawny youth with a GAP pull over, A sovvy ring and a stolen Nova, They fell in love when he muff dove 'er, The day the muckers thrived.... And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" Now for ten years you've been on the dole, Hingin' aboot at the Paisley Toll, And that's just how it's always been. When the mucker screamed at the Polis van, In a coat he'd stolen fae TopMan, And a fag that came from you or me. But while the cop was looking dapper, The wee bam chibbed him on the napper, Dressed all in Kappa clobber, As he shouted, "suck ma dobber!". While wee Tam stole a shirt fae 'Mark's', And Boab slashed some in the park, They all buzzed petrol in the dark, The day the Mucker thrived.... And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" Helter Skelter, if the wean cries belt 'er Writing mentions on the old bus shelter, Eight days straight drinking Faaaaaaaaaast! Doin' six month for selling smack, The chip pan diet and the heart attack A night out at Archaos wi' the burd. The Sengas reek of cheap perfume, While name-tags jangle round the room, Each one grabs her geezzer, A fag and lemon Breezer. The lack of class is hard to hide, They cannae wait to get inside, A stair-heid winch and a door-way ride, That's how the Muckers thrive And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" You'll see them in their usual places, With silly hats and ugly faces, Ootside the offy acting hard. So Shug be nimble, Shug be quick, And get an ounce of speed on tick Then cut it up and sell it to yer pals. All lined up ootside the "Paki's", A rainbow of exotic trackies, Giein' abuse tae grannies, Ya ####ed up bunch of fannies! And as the day turns in to night, The neds may gang up to start a fight, But on their own they're soft as shite! I've made a Mucker cry! And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" (Slowly with feeling) I met a girl who sang 'The Sash' I asked about her pant moustache, But she just told me to off! I went down to the local chippy, Where the Neds hung out and the staff were nippy, And the muckers there harassed me for some fags. Baseball hats at stupid angles, The girls each wore three dozen bangles, Hair done up with scrunchies, Munching crisps and Crunchies. But the three meals they enjoy the most, Are chinky, chippy, beans on toast, Come Glasgow fair they hit the coast, The day the mucker thrived And they were singin'........ Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July Singin', "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee fae Milngavie!"
  13. Is this the real life, is it the methadone? Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone? Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like me. Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D. Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da; slash yer dug, ride yer ma! Any way the Clyde flows Disnae really mater tae me......tae me. Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam, Buckie bottle tae the heid, An noo the f*ckin' b*stard's deid! Haw Maw, Um just oan parole, An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee.... Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh, Never meant tae steal yer purse, But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'. Carry oot, carry oot! An we'll go oot oan the batter! Too late, the bailiff's here, Sends shivers doon ma spine, Gubbed 10 jellies just in time. Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go, Got tae go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme. Haw Maw, ooh oohooh ooh I'm a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all
  14. I think the snp should put a candidate up in London, for the London assembly, it is a PR election and with the scots down there they would get a seat or two and a lot of publicity and tv/radio. paper appearances...
  15. Remarkably similar to my day... great day...
  16. A national anthem is for a Nation, and officially GTSQ is Scotland's national anthem, We sing/ sung FOS as a sort of 'up yours' to this as the rise in self determination took place... we didn't used to sing the verse with 'rise and be a nation again' remember the Donnie Munro days... the song was a wee bit of defiance and then we started singing the 'be a nation again' line with more vigour.. we have now however told the world that while we sing and shout about wanting to rise and be a nation again... well actually we don't , not really. I for one think there is a connection between the song and the country, a national anthem is for a nation, we decided to be part of another nation.. anyhoo, these are just my thoughts.. I don't know how I will feel on Sat.... but to sing the 'rise now and be a nation again' line will feel strange to me... but I will see how it goes on Sat...
  17. the last few opinion polls were around 48%- 52% not far from final result...
  18. Emilio MacEachen what a cracker of a name.,.... From Uruguay..
  19. Maybe a granny rule Champions League Player.... unlikely I know........
  20. they will buy in January... if needed.... wait and see. I know they have no money, but that hasn't stopped them before...
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