Armchair Bob Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 A few times now I've seen cars with stickers saying: 'Bins Not Bombs' and it is only when you get up close, you realise 'Bins' is actually 'Bairns', but with the colours of 'a' and 'i' so hard to read it looks like 'Bins'. I had thought it was a council tax campaign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Never thought about getting a pair of bins, Bob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 I'm already glassed up like a fecking lighthouse Flora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I'm already glassed up like a fecking lighthouse Flora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Once you hit the 40 mark the old mince pies start to fail a wee bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee- Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 In my late fifties, eyes fine although cannot say the same about other functions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibble Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I'm already glassed up like a fecking lighthouse Flora. My next opthalmic prescription is a guide dug - may I say how lovely Andreimac is looking ATM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Once you hit the 40 mark the old mince pies start to fail a wee bit Thought bins were a mark of childhood masturbation - do some fellas only start with their midlife crisis?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I was actually thinking... Wouldn't money be better spent emptying all my bins every week, to compensate for the weeks the bin lorry wakes me up, and I really can't be bothered getting up to take the bin out, but need to, or I'll have 4 weeks rubbish, than fighting wars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Endell Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 (edited) In my late fifties, eyes fine although cannot say the same about other functions.I'm the same, except twelve years younger than you. Porks are the only things holding up well. Edited April 5, 2015 by Charlie Endell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Bob Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 I was actually thinking... Wouldn't money be better spent emptying all my bins every week, to compensate for the weeks the bin lorry wakes me up, and I really can't be bothered getting up to take the bin out, but need to, or I'll have 4 weeks rubbish, than fighting wars? My bin can go eight weeks or so between empties, usually only have a couple of 5p bags worth of rubbish each week. Maybe the army could be retrained as bin operatives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I was actually thinking... Wouldn't money be better spent emptying all my bins every week, to compensate for the weeks the bin lorry wakes me up, and I really can't be bothered getting up to take the bin out, but need to, or I'll have 4 weeks rubbish, than fighting wars? Naw. I'm going to get a "Bairns not Bins" sticker. Much better to spend the money bairns instead of more bins. Jist get oot o yer pit earlier you lazy fuker. Why can't you just put your bin out the night before? It's no rocket surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 (edited) Naw. I'm going to get a "Bairns not Bins" sticker. Much better to spend the money bairns instead of more bins. Jist get oot o yer pit earlier you lazy fuker. Why can't you just put your bin out the night before? It's no rocket surgery. I know, but it's one of those weird lies you tell yourself."I'll get up and do it in the morning" Like "I'll shut my eyes for 2 minutes, I don't need to reset my alarm" "I'll just have 1 more drink then go home" "That giant bag of crisps for £1 is better value, I'll eat some and keep the rest" I actually put them out on Monday afternoon for a Wednesday pick up the other week. I was going away for work, and as far as my wife's concerned, the bin fairies take the rubbish from the kitchen (no matter how high she piles it) and make it disappear! Edited April 5, 2015 by sbcmfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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