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I'm lying, there's actually four. Picked up the wean's guitar there and gave it a bash. Start on G and alternate with C, then when you get to "boys" play E minor, and finish with G-D-G.

I heard Michelle Thomson put a bid in for her...

Original lyrics... In 1912 a home rule bill England would impose And so Lord Carson he did raise an army to oppose But off to France our boys were sent and Lord Carson he did say Go take our sons and tell the huns that we are on our way And were comin were comin we are comin down the road Were the volunteers of the U.V.F. and were comin down the road Were comin were comin we are comin down the road Were the volunteers of the U.V.F. and were comin down the road As for the chords, there's only three should be easy enough to work them out!

Pretty appropriate description of Hampden right enough.

I've mentioned that on here before. They do it in South America, might be worth a try here. Our 38 game season pretty much guarantees that the wealthiest club wins the title.

Teams at the bottom of the table should get first dibs though

Was too Scouse for me, had to switch it off. Watched the Jim Baxter one on Alba instead, excellent

Just watched the BBC Alba documentary on Slim Jim, really good programme... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyv6HCqUZNY

I've no beef with anybody wanting to be a landlord / property developer but this is the crux of the issue, and a particularly stinky one at that (if true of course)...

He appears not to be the sharpest tool in the box...

The deliveries will be rapid though!

Aye Maloney's not quick enough to play on the wing

Who???

I've heard he uses that pseudonym when out and about...

Shirley Williams and Bill Rodgers are the only members of Harold Wilson's cabinet still with us...

Maybe next time...

Charlie Adam nearly repeated his Stamford Bridge goal at Villa Park...

Hated Moore as a player but he actually seems not a bad lad...

Fought at Anzio, there won't be many under 90 who did that...

D'oh thought you'd meant The Week magazine, forgot that had been posted above. Was from Scotland on Sunday a couple of years back...

Can't see it watching the Aussies tonight. It's a bit of a laugh although I'm actually feeling a wee bit sad for the English. They don't seem quite as dislikeable bunch as in previous years. Stuart Lancaster actually played for us!

Takes the pressure off the Japs next time...

Looking all over now. Thought the yellow was harsh though...

England look a lot better this half

If it's any consolation I cannae get the tune oot ma heid noo...