ErsatzThistle

Wonder how many of these "win at all costs" fuds willl say Fraser shouldn't be picked for Scotland because "he's to wee" ?

WTF Probably upset because he didn't get that UDA marching songs album that he wanted for Christmas.

Excellent mention. Pretty sure all the episodes available on 4OD too. Very funny series.

Tony Watt's manager at Charlton tearing into Watt and his appalling attitude after Hearts decline to extend his loan any further. Looks like Watt has just given up. The lad doesn't seem to care that he's fecking up a promising career.

Bit like James Forrest then.

I'd nominate the great English film director Michael Powell's two superb films set in the Western Isles - "The Edge of the World" and "I Know Where I'm Going". Two beautiful films. The former with a tragic theme and a real docu-drama feel to it. The latter is a more upbeat, life affirming affair. The book (by Muriel Spark) and film "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie" would be another one one too. This may be an uncommon choice but I loved Comfort and Joy most out of all Bill Forsyth's films. An honourable mention too for "That Sinking Feeling".

One of the rags has Hearts interested in signing Niall McGinn if he doesn't sign a new contract with Aberdeen.

Through his "magic hat".

Pull the plug on this pish now BBC Scotland. It's at its worst when he tries to "send up" current affairs.

Only three arrests at the ground according to the polis. Two of them for the smoke bomb.

He's probably down at his local Orange Lodge, lying on the floor of the toilets completely wasted - whilst one of his "brothers" helps himself to his wallet.

The "Stop the Bile" Award - Fermer The "Stop Persecuting Rangers" Award - Fermer

You need help.

So you admit to using the Ibrox disaster as a means to have a go at other posters and have a rant ? That is sick.

How much longer is this fool Fermer going to last on here before he's banned ? Starting a thread with the sole intent of generating outrage and using the tragedy of the Ibrox Disaster as a kind of bait really is pretty fecking low.

I forgot, you are the only person on this forum who knows anything about history at all How is wishing for peace and an end to this militaristic rubbish hateful ? Your really gonna have to explain this one to me.

What a hopeless case

Oh christ, not more of this "if ye don't wear a poppy ye dinnae show respect" bullshit. Who are you to judge whether anyone else shows "respect" or not ? Some of us find this ridiculous newfangled poppyfest to be insulting and want no part of it. The whole jingoistic love in for the military being rammed down our throats is tacky and nauseous. And spare me the attention seekers with their faux emotion, who bang on endlessly about how moved they are and how auld uncle jimmy would be so proud. Trying to show how they "care" more than anybody else. Oh, do pass me the fecking hankies. The best way to remember the dead of both world wars if to stop war altogether. To promote peace, understanding and goodwill between all peoples of the world. Not to put a wee red cardboard flower the size of a beefburger on your tit and post a tweet with "lest we forget" on it.

Must remember to get some jelly and ice cream in It's quite funny how many English and Welsh Labour MP's praise "Kez" and seem genuinely baffled by how badly they are doing up in Scotlandshire.

Expand on that please.

Whoosh !

Were the Hearts fans really singing "yir gettin fücked by a laptop" at Boyd last night ?

Jim Murphy Sexy man.

Predictions for this coming Scottish transfer window ? Will ..... Celtic keep hold of Moussa Dembele ? Hearts hold onto Jamie Walker and Sam Nicholson ? Motherwell keep hold of Chris Cadden ? Kenny McLean get a surprise transfer to Juventus ? Who will the Old Firm cast offs be ?

He'll end up either picking Whittaker from Norwich reserves, Love from Sunderland Under 23s or begging Hutton to come back.