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1982 Done a forward roll when he scored the 2nd or 3rd goal.

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Pedro said the cycle was over Slippy G said they were a class above Ibrox is red once again Aberdeen’s bitches flatter to deceive for another season Yaaaaaaasssssssss

Yaaaaaassssssss

Why would you be happy with Gordon coming in? When was the last time he played a game of football?

Lincoln City apparently. Sure I read somewhere last night that they have some sort of link up with them.

Fucking disgusting excuse for a human being, it’s still a live tweet too, seems he is revelling in the glory of it all. Doubt his folks will be too impressed if this is accurate though.

Grealish being booed by brum fans like he done something wrong 🤔

Counting my shots on the golf course doesn’t take long

https://mobile.twitter.com/mattashby27/status/1104716801315876864

Weirdo

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Wheeching 😂😂 My work van is a transit custom, plenty room in there. You want one, I can steal to order, but you’ve got to give me the pound back.

I do lots of weird things in my head and I’m general, don’t know why? Some examples are: I count stairs when I go up or down them, have done since I was a child, I know the numbers of stairs in my folks, brothers & sisters houses, my brother in London, I’ve only been in that once and know he has 2 stairs to a landing, turn left them there’s another 12. I count things back and forth until I come to an even number, again from a child. I remember counting the panels of a stained glass window in church until I got to 40. (The number that is, I haven’t sat in a church for 30+ years counting a window) that would be fucking weird I count steps that I take, a run of the mill estate fence will have 2 steps between posts and a gate has 1, it’s also 11 paces from the street sign across the road from my folks house to their front door. Volume on the tv/radio/speakers has to be at a multiple of 5. The mugs on the tree have to be all facing the same way, as does the cutlery in the drawer. My wife thought I may have ocd, but that theory was disproven when I told her the T-shirt’s in my wardrobe didn’t annoy me that they weren’t in alphabetical order of brand and colour. Apart from that, I’ve no idea what you’re talking about 😂

Why do some supermarkets have up signs saying that the trolleys won’t work if you take it out of the grounds? Do they think we’re fucking stupid?

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Of course I am. What a stupid fucking question 😂 I quite often find myself with the trolley and give the wife/son/daughter little warning as I let it go hurtling towards them and give a late warning of “catch”

Aberdeen fans have been wondering this all season, you’re far from alone there.

Wow Just wow

That’s the important part, they always said the full benefit would t be able to be shown until a full years subscription is in. Fine if everyone paid the £250 up front or whatever it was, but it’s not. I’m £18 per month for both of us, I believe I’ve made most of that back on discount from the club shop and season tickets already.

A very respectable draw for Big John Henderson last night against MVG in the “guest spot”. Cracking entrance too, piped to the stage (reports are unconfirmed it was @Big Ramy 1314) adding to his celeb list, didn’t think he was gonna manage to play darts for the emotion, but pummelled the lipstick with 6 180’s to get a 6-6 draw.

Aye, my working week was very productive 😂

After several complaints about his conduct. Surely this didn’t upset the Huns.

Welcome to the world where domestic football means absoutely fuck all to the big wigs. Youll hate it.

It’ll sell out, we took nearly 2k for the replay at killie last year on a midweek night. It’s just another tit for tat from them, we all know the stadium is capable of holding more, they’re simply pandering to the seething morons from twitter.