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Day Out From Glasgow
Armchair Bob replied to McVinceSCT's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
Aye, why not Rothesay? If it is the right time of year, you can even get the Waverley paddle steamer from the centre of Glasgow. (ach just checked - it's not on the Clyde this autumn) http://loveofscotland.blogspot.co.uk/2010/10/isle-of-rothesay.html -
Here's a fusion joke, containing elements of five other jokes. As a result, it should be five times funnier than any normal joke. Two skeletons are enjoying oral sex together, when he notices a piece of paper hanging out her pocket, and starts plucking out her pubic hairs. Suddenly a voice from the cupboard says, " the bees!"
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Nick Robinson
Armchair Bob replied to Flora MaDonald's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
Putin's inexplicably missing on the Alex Salmond Dictator Comparison Bingo card - need to get that added: -
Nick Robinson
Armchair Bob replied to Flora MaDonald's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
"Robinson said he had taken several personal lessons from the episode" Telling the fecking truth would hopefully be one lesson but I wouldn't hold my breath. -
Jermy Corbyn
Armchair Bob replied to ParisInAKilt's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
There's a line in Princess Bride where a character says "inconceivable!" about something that is actually happening. Another character says "that word - I don't think it means what you think it does." Anyway, Dugdale, socialism, that. -
Edinburgh Fringe
Armchair Bob replied to tricky6's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
Puddles Pity Party. -
After Bannockburn
Armchair Bob replied to EddardStark's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
Apparently. -
After Bannockburn
Armchair Bob replied to EddardStark's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
He wasn't particularly welcome in Ireland either - popping over whilst they were having a famine and killing Irishmen - no big difference to the English from an Irish point of view. From a Scottish point of view though, the post-Bannockburn period was quite something - retaking Berwick, exacting tribute from across Northumberland and Tynedale, causing the Earl of Cumberland in Carlisle to switch sides and marauding at will across northern England. All ended pretty soon after Bruce died though. -
I love it when people quote 'PC gone mad' when it is clearly not a PC issue, for example having to wear safety equipment to deal with an asbestos roof (something my father in law has also done).
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Cold Caller
Armchair Bob replied to Stapes's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
I used to do cold calling. Mori opinion polls, so it could have been worse. Had to work during Euro 2004 - is there any point? I asked the supervisor, but whatever came up on the system was what we had to do, i.e. phone up a bunch of people in the East Midlands and ask them questions about social attitudes and consumer preferences. I remember the sheer sense of disbelief and anger in some of the voices when I was interrupting their viewing of England v Croatia and to be honest, I perfectly sympathised with them. -
Spade is a new one on me. The missus fell out with her dad recently over his use of the 'n' word - he sees nothing wrong with it and reckons *he* is the one wronged for being unfairly chastised. I wonder if in 40 years time that will be me with my daughter, and the word 'spade'?
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Andrew Neil
Armchair Bob replied to euan2020's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
Nae bad for an ugly auld khunt frae Paisley. -
Best Films Of All Time?
Armchair Bob replied to brant grebner's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
Got a strong urge to get shit faced and watch the Blues.Brothers right now. "Illinois Nazis? I hate Illinois Nazis." -
Films Begging To Be Remade
Armchair Bob replied to redstevie007's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
Ted 2 should be remade. With an entirely different plot, involving a buddy roadtrip across America to deliver a load of weed. -
Best Films Of All Time?
Armchair Bob replied to brant grebner's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
Flash Gordon The Blues Brothers -
Jermy Corbyn
Armchair Bob replied to ParisInAKilt's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
Is Corbyn going to be the 21st century's Cromwell - a leader who overthrew the English establishment and whose policies the Scots basically agree with, but resent the fact he'll send the tanks in if we even consider a second referendum?? -
I've always thought the way to get tourists to Lanarkshire is to turn the county into a tolerance zone for soft drugs. Think of all the pot heads who would flock to the brown cafe scene that would flourish after such a change, bringing money into the economy of an otherwise unvisited part of Scotland.
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Red Tory Council Say No To Rally
Armchair Bob replied to Doric's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
It's a good point. Might have to book myself a wee city break somewhere abroad. -
St Kilda? Iona? Scalasaig? In what way are places with less than 100 population (0 in the case of St Kilda) towns? And where is Dalkeith, Eyemouth, Haddington, Kirkcudbright, Selkirk, Melrose, Montrose? Despite that, I've still been to 81 of them. One or two gems of Ayrshire/Renfrewshire I've managed to avoid.
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New Flag For New Zealand
Armchair Bob replied to biffer's topic in Anything Goes - Other topics not covered elsewhere
I'd move to New Zealand if that became the national flag. What an absolute belter.