Tartan_McCole

So, in the last month we've had fabricated (or completely made up) stories of horrendous racism towards him and now somebody (who must only be 3" tall) caught underneath his car tampering with his brakes. The circus around this chap is brilliant.

Good night for the Scottish boys at Celtic yesterday. Another start and goal for Griffiths. An assist and goal for Forrest. Greg Taylor also had a really good game.

What a laugh riot all the stories were last night. People tagging Sutton, Hartson, Michael Stewart etc telling them they're all up for culpable homicide if anything happens to Morelos These rockets live on another planet.

Of course you were, chief. Of course you were. The Canadian Robert Baggio I heard. Do you think about what you're about to post or just type the first thing that comes to your head?

Absolutely great shitehousery.

Aye, if yer any decent then you're no needing expensive boots.

It's a pity nobody has seen this version of Gordon for nearly 3 year.

Shoot and Match for me growing up. Graduated to FourFourTwo, Total Football and World Soccer when I got a bit older.

You didn't like the characters or you didn't like how they were portrayed? I don't think you're meant to like many (or any) of them to be honest. That's somewhat of the point to his story arc.

Yeah, too many people going into it seeing the director and actors and expecting a certain type of film. I thought it was excellent.

Has Barker not only been there half a year?

Think so? I had a bottle of it and was very sad when I finished it! Couple of drops of water and it's good to go. I'm pretty mad into any whisky from Japan though.

You're either using the word crass incorrectly or you feel wildly passionate about such an insignificant thing. Both are strange. It's a badge. Who the fuck cares?

Gary Caldwells own goal tally into Celtic would put Boyds stats against Celtic to shame.

Aye, that would be fair.

Lazy comparison. Sutton has been excellent in talking the game up since he stated and you can tell puts in the work with what he's talking about. If Kris Boyd told me it was April then I'd still check my calendar. Sutton is obviously easily dislikeable for some given the fact he's clearly pro-Celtic, however is still miles more qualified to talk about a game of football compared to Boyd.

Given that Boyd comes across as thick as mince, I'm willing to gamble on made up nonsense.

The old cunt was just being an angry, pissed off fan because his team was getting cuffed. Hardly a scumbag

Aye, his link up play within the opposition half was pretty good in places. Obviously should get better as he gets more game time, but the signs are good. Timing couldn't have been much better for Scotland.

Doubt there will be many disagreements with that. Mask was beginning to slip from that fud.

The Canadian Don Corleone here.

Is there a convenient time for your manager to be up for assault?

He doesn't. He also doesn't deserve a run. He's contributed the square root of fuck all in about 18 months and is lucky Celtic stuck by him recently with his ongoing issues. Would be better for all concerned if we Griffiths and Celtic each went their own way.

Is the Reykjavik happy hour app still a thing? I used it when I went over for the football and it gives you a break down of a lot of city centre bars that have cheap beers at various times of the day. Gives you a banging pub crawl and saves you a few pound.

Puts into perspective how good Celtics two results versus Lazio were when you see them besting Juventus over the game.