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fringo

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  1. I was only joking. No idea what's going on especially now with the PGB post ?
  2. Or is it........................ Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... “Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I is sure of eet.” “Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee.” So with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There’s raw bacon, dripping with moisture… fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon - every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine! “Pepe, Pepe - we ees saved - eees a bacon tree!” “Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don’ forget.” “Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon? Ees no meerage - ees a bacon tree.” And with that, Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres - Pepe following closely behind - when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. “Pepe, go back man - you was right, ees not a bacon tree.” “Luis, Luis, mi amigo… what ees eet?” “Pepe, ees not a bacon tree… ees a Ham Bush.”
  3. You're not allowed to play golf during the football season remember ?
  4. 2008 film but I just watched Che - part 1. "In part 1 of the Che Guevara bio pic we meet him as Ernesto, a young doctor from Argentina who teams up with Fidel Castro to overthrow the corrupt dictatorship in Cuba. His commitment impresses Castro and he becomes one of the leaders and succeeds against all odds" Pretty good. Part 2 to watch in next few days.
  5. Agree. It's maybe not the best comparison, but could be a bit like Phil Neville moving from Man U to Everton.
  6. Weird. That just happened to me too on checking the picture just now.
  7. What kind of nuts and how would you prepare them ?
  8. Put a cheeky £1 (yes, big spender!) double on Monaco and Bayer Leverkusen @ 20/1. Just cashed out (pussy button) on 14/1 returns. Smalltime I know but still satisfactory.
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