Tup "O" The North Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Two pensioners are enjoying oral sex together. The old man says, "I can't stay down here any longer, it stinks"! The old lady replies, "It's my arthritis". The old man says, "Arthritis, in your vagina" "No", says the lady, "It's in my shoulder. I can't wipe my erse"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizzy Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 since its nearly Friday: My grandad said "it's going to be a nightmare this winter with this flu outbreak"I said "tell me something I don't know..."Grandad replied "Your nana's arse can take my whole fist". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 What do Dundonians like to do at Halloween? Pump-kin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grantyboy1983 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 How'd the skeleton no get oan the bus? Coz he was skint!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 On 28/08/2015 at 1:38 AM, Tup "O" The North said: Two pensioners are enjoying oral sex together. The old man says, "I can't stay down here any longer, it stinks"! The old lady replies, "It's my arthritis". The old man says, "Arthritis, in your vagina" "No", says the lady, "It's in my shoulder. I can't wipe my erse"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock strap Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 10 hours ago, kizzy said: since its nearly Friday: My grandad said "it's going to be a nightmare this winter with this flu outbreak"I said "tell me something I don't know..."Grandad replied "Your nana's arse can take my whole fist". boak ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringo Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 I was walking down our road the other day and this bloke comes past, carrying a girl on his back. I said "what you doing?" He said "fancy dress party - I'm going as a snail" I said "what's she doing on your back?" He said: "this is MICHELLE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Quasimodo was walking around the grounds of Notre Dame one day when he spotted Esmerelda with a huge cooking bowl in her arms. "Are you going to bake me a cake?" asked Quasimodo. "No," replied Esmerelda. "I'm away to iron your shirt!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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